Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 10:43:49 GMT
Last night I was going to go to bed but my friends came round and we went to a club in the town.
After being there for an hour my friend saw a girl he liked and went to talk to her, we were really close so we could hear what he was saying this was the conversation.
Friend " Do you like...dancing"
Girl " not really"
" I am a big fan of dancing do you want to see me dance"
" Um ok than"
No joke he actually started dancing for the girl in the middle of the club, it was the funniest thing I have seen in ages
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Jetzt
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Post by Jetzt on May 7, 2005 10:50:08 GMT
One of my favourites was when I said: My name's Steve...That's so you know what to scream.  |
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 11:03:52 GMT
the worst one I ever heard was are your feet tired because you have been running though my mind all day
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Post by Rayken/Hk-62 on May 7, 2005 13:43:59 GMT
One of my favourites was when I said: My name's Steve...That's so you know what to scream. Lol best - worst pick up line ever |
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Post by .:.::MEGA::.:. on May 7, 2005 15:12:28 GMT
One of my favourites was when I said: My name's Steve...That's so you know what to scream. That is shite (no offence) The best 1 is "I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you."  or "Hi, I'm astronomer and I've been sent by the department to examine a heavenly body named XGY8... 6... 9'er... Er, wait. That heavenly body is you! " |
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 15:15:30 GMT
the worst I heard was from some dumbass chav saying how about you have some bacon so you can get used to the taste of meat that one is so bad and quite offensive  |
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Post by Sarah Gilliam/Heather Felton on May 7, 2005 15:48:47 GMT
Worst one....never has been used on me...
If you were on the Mcdonalds Menu you'd be a McBeautiful!
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 16:29:17 GMT
would that work on you though cele?
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Post by Sarah Gilliam/Heather Felton on May 7, 2005 16:31:34 GMT
Oh no...if someone came up to me and said that I would kick them in the groin.  |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 7, 2005 16:34:06 GMT
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 16:35:02 GMT
Oh no...if someone came up to me and said that I would kick them in the groin. ok than, that is a no no for any girl  |
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Diablo
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Post by Diablo on May 7, 2005 16:37:39 GMT
Are you a lumber jack cause you just made wood
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Post by sophiam on May 7, 2005 16:43:41 GMT
Are you a lumber jack cause you just made wood lumberjacks chop down trees, so that's kinda stupid 'How do you take your tea?' 'Why?' 'So i know what to bring you in the morning' |
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 16:46:25 GMT
" I think I should become a fisherman"
" why"
" because you are one hell of a catch"
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 7, 2005 17:00:28 GMT
Stupid lines that I've had said to me before... lol, and I found them on a website once too.. Guy: "Did it hurt?" Me: "What?" Guy: "When you fell from heaven" Guy: "Are you a parking ticket?" Me:"uhh... no" Guy: "Oh, cuz you got F-I-N-E written all over you. of course they didn't work  |
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