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Post by Kentos Fey’lya / Adamis on May 8, 2005 5:17:02 GMT
yeah... she stood him up though. She said that the webcam wasn't working and closed it, then blocked him. lmao! Then she spread a rumour saying that his dick was REALLY small, and everyone in the school made fun of him... that was hilarious!  That is so mean! I want to meet this girl! ;D   |
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Post by reav on May 8, 2005 9:00:46 GMT
yeah... she stood him up though. She said that the webcam wasn't working and closed it, then blocked him. lmao! Then she spread a rumour saying that his dick was REALLY small, and everyone in the school made fun of him... that was hilarious! LOL |
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Post by Jetzt on May 8, 2005 12:06:01 GMT
That guy must have been a sick fuck...
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Post by may on May 8, 2005 12:10:56 GMT
actually sir Jetzt, I have read more then once that many guys do like to eat their own cum, I dont understand why, but guys are strange
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Post by sophiam on May 8, 2005 12:11:51 GMT
Best: A girl was working at best buy as a cashier. Tall spanish girl. I am 6'2" so she had to be 6 foot or so. I walked up to her and simply said... " I have not been able to take my eyes off of you since I came in here..I'll tell ya what. I am gonna go buy you some flowers and come back in an hour and ask you out on a date...she laugheed and shrugged it off. One hour later I returned with a dozen roses and asked if she would go with me on a date. She called me that night as soon as she got home and we went out and had a blast....  well done... i am impressed that a guy would actually do that. i hope it went well for you |
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Post by Master Bondora on May 8, 2005 12:23:00 GMT
actually sir Jetzt, I have read more then once that many guys do like to eat their own cum, I dont understand why, but guys are strange uh no I dont think so... |
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Post by Halan on May 8, 2005 12:23:56 GMT
who the fuck would do that?
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Post by Master Bondora on May 8, 2005 12:24:35 GMT
I got this one from Kellan.
"If you were a blaster I would set you on "stunning"
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Post by Jetzt on May 8, 2005 12:28:16 GMT
actually sir Jetzt, I have read more then once that many guys do like to eat their own cum, I dont understand why, but guys are strange Thats because they are sick fucks. |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 8, 2005 14:09:27 GMT
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 8, 2005 15:48:46 GMT
lol yeah... he admits to masterbating on webcam, but denies eating his own cum.. everyone knows it's true though, cuz that guy is seriously a freak. And he ALWAYS stares at people... it's freaky. He also doesn't understand NO... he asked me out, but I turned him down, and so he asks me out again, and again...   |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 8, 2005 15:51:52 GMT
I suggest move. Or kick him in the nuts. Or something.
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 8, 2005 15:53:35 GMT
I did kick him in the nuts before... "accidently"  |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 8, 2005 15:54:15 GMT
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 8, 2005 20:31:45 GMT
another one I've heard before:
Guy: Hey, you look like my 6th girl friend!
Girl: How many girl friends have you had?
Guy: 5
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