Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 17:06:30 GMT
really but they are so witty, I never try chat up lines they never work and you look like an idiot.
Does anyone try them for real?
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Post by Jetzt on May 7, 2005 17:17:47 GMT
Yeah I use them.... only the good ones though... I hate looking like a prat.
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 17:19:15 GMT
What are the good ones than?
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Post by Jetzt on May 7, 2005 17:58:50 GMT
My favs Two trains are leaving their stations at the same time. Both need to travel 1000 miles. If Train A is going 95 miles an hour, and Train B is going 85 miles an hour, how long will it take for you to go out with me?Did you know that heavy kissing burns 140 calories per hour?So... When are you gonna leave your boyfriend for me?  They are good... |
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Post by Rayken/Hk-62 on May 7, 2005 18:40:31 GMT
Guy: "Did it hurt?"
Me: "What?"
Guy: "When you fell from heaven"
i used that one when i was 16-18 lol no it didnt work
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Post by Jetzt on May 7, 2005 18:46:22 GMT
Guy: "Did it hurt?" Me: "What?" Guy: "When you fell from heaven" i used that one when i was 16-18 lol no it didnt work Thats because it is common... you need something that a girl has never heard before... |
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Halan
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 18:52:44 GMT
I asked lara and she says they never work which confirmed what I thought
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Post by Jetzt on May 7, 2005 19:02:13 GMT
I asked lara and she says they never work which confirmed what I thought Only when spoken by a retard... if a woman fancies you then they will work |
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Post by Halan on May 7, 2005 19:17:38 GMT
it may work on chavette's but not normal women
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Post by Kentos Fey’lya / Adamis on May 8, 2005 2:08:21 GMT
I once got dared to use the pick up line 'Wana fuck?' I did, it didn't work. Dam it!  ;D  |
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Post by lightbringer on May 8, 2005 2:16:56 GMT
My best and worst lines..... Worst: Hey, what color panties are you wearing... wasn't a great outcome ( was quite drunk ) Best: A girl was working at best buy as a cashier. Tall spanish girl. I am 6'2" so she had to be 6 foot or so. I walked up to her and simply said... " I have not been able to take my eyes off of you since I came in here..I'll tell ya what. I am gonna go buy you some flowers and come back in an hour and ask you out on a date...she laugheed and shrugged it off. One hour later I returned with a dozen roses and asked if she would go with me on a date. She called me that night as soon as she got home and we went out and had a blast....  |
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 8, 2005 3:35:07 GMT
I once got dared to use the pick up line 'Wana fuck?' I did, it didn't work. Dam it! ;D ha! A guy asked me that before too... I was gonna bitch slap him, lol... too bad I didn't get the chance to  |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 8, 2005 3:37:40 GMT
ha! A guy asked me that before too... I was gonna b!tch slap him, lol... too bad I didn't get the chance to I remember you telling me that. And how about that guy you told me about that ate his own cum to see boobs? |
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Post by Anya Reyes on May 8, 2005 3:40:10 GMT
yeah... she stood him up though. She said that the webcam wasn't working and closed it, then blocked him. lmao! Then she spread a rumour saying that his dick was REALLY small, and everyone in the school made fun of him... that was hilarious!
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 8, 2005 3:41:07 GMT
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