Post by occultus on May 1, 2005 19:49:56 GMT
While searching the dilapidated, ramshackle vestiges of the Jedi Temple, killing random fire-bug thingies that I forgot the name of, I fell through a hole...
My, this place is boring.
*Stabs random fire-bug thingy that that I forgot the name of.*
*The foor creaks.*
Uh oh.
*Falls through rubble and debris, landing in a tiled, holocron-filled Jedi chamber.*
Woo-hoo! I'm rich!
*Looks around and sees various lightsaber parts scattered about the room, as well as crates of illegal performance-enhancing drugs stacked in a corner.*
Hmm... I wonder what the Jedi were doing with these?
*Walks over to the crates and picks up a bag of suspicious white powder. Shrugs as he puts it down.*
I've got to get out of here...
I tried to set up my shop in Khoonda, but the villagers were rather unwilling to to deal with a Sith such as me...
Villager #1: Hey, it's a Sith!
Villager # 2: Let's get 'im!
Mob with Torches: YAAAAAAH!!!
Me: AHHHHHH!
*Runs away.*
And now that I have a shop offworld, it's time to make me some credits!
Stimulants:
Mysterious White Powder (increases speed, strength, stamina, reflex, and attack) 500 credits per gram
Battle Stim (strength and attack) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Alacrity (Speed, dexterity) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Stamina (Defense, speed) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Strength (Strength, defense) 50
Hyper 100
Jedi Stuff
Jedi Holocron (Teaches the user a new combat style per Holocron) 5000
NEW Sith Holocron: "I had to break into the top Jedi security systems to get my hands on these!" (Increases damage of all dark side force powers by +25) 7500
Adegan Lens (+1-12 damage) 400
Advanced (+2-24 damage) 800
Khoonda Lens (Stun, 15% chance, 6 seconds) 150
Advanced (25%, 12 secs) 300
Ion Power Cell (+1-5 damage electrical) 200
Superior (+1-10 damage electrical, ion) 400
Curved Hilt Lightsaber: "Just Like Count Dooku's!" (increased attack velocity, red) 1000
Saber Crystals (any color) 100
NEW Blast Dampening Robes (metal underweave, +5 defense) 700
~~~~~~~~~~~
My, this place is boring.
*Stabs random fire-bug thingy that that I forgot the name of.*
*The foor creaks.*
Uh oh.
*Falls through rubble and debris, landing in a tiled, holocron-filled Jedi chamber.*
Woo-hoo! I'm rich!
*Looks around and sees various lightsaber parts scattered about the room, as well as crates of illegal performance-enhancing drugs stacked in a corner.*
Hmm... I wonder what the Jedi were doing with these?
*Walks over to the crates and picks up a bag of suspicious white powder. Shrugs as he puts it down.*
I've got to get out of here...
~~~~~~~~~~
I tried to set up my shop in Khoonda, but the villagers were rather unwilling to to deal with a Sith such as me...
~~~~~~~~~~
Villager #1: Hey, it's a Sith!
Villager # 2: Let's get 'im!
Mob with Torches: YAAAAAAH!!!
Me: AHHHHHH!
*Runs away.*
~~~~~~~~~~
And now that I have a shop offworld, it's time to make me some credits!
Stimulants:
Mysterious White Powder (increases speed, strength, stamina, reflex, and attack) 500 credits per gram
Battle Stim (strength and attack) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Alacrity (Speed, dexterity) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Stamina (Defense, speed) 50
Hyper 100
Adrenal Strength (Strength, defense) 50
Hyper 100
Jedi Stuff
Jedi Holocron (Teaches the user a new combat style per Holocron) 5000
NEW Sith Holocron: "I had to break into the top Jedi security systems to get my hands on these!" (Increases damage of all dark side force powers by +25) 7500
Adegan Lens (+1-12 damage) 400
Advanced (+2-24 damage) 800
Khoonda Lens (Stun, 15% chance, 6 seconds) 150
Advanced (25%, 12 secs) 300
Ion Power Cell (+1-5 damage electrical) 200
Superior (+1-10 damage electrical, ion) 400
Curved Hilt Lightsaber: "Just Like Count Dooku's!" (increased attack velocity, red) 1000
Saber Crystals (any color) 100
NEW Blast Dampening Robes (metal underweave, +5 defense) 700
