The Funny RP: Take 2

[Rick Mulluns]

Ok, unlike the last one which was more like a Spamathon, this RP requires actual RP posts. Just make them funny.

Fill this out. It will be your profile for this RP.
Name:
age:
Gender:
appearance:
Dissabilitys:
Goals:
Bio:

[Pele]

Name: Ben Dover (so original i know)
age: .00000000000000000000099
Gender: sheman
appearance: im a little elf that makes cookies
Dissabilitys: broke a leg when i dropped a cookie pan on my foot.
Goals: To make the ultimate, super deluxe chocolatiest cookie in the universe
Bio: he was born into a cookie family and he makes cookies for all the little good boys and girls, and gives the dreaded sugar free cookies to all the bad ones. Kileld the easter bunny twice and had a wrestling match with snata before, santa was trying to take the cookies that he gave to the good little girls and boys, and take them for himself.

[Renthous Vacvar]

Name: Yor-Mam Blowsmie
age:16
Gender: male
appearance: stoned and short
Dissabilitys: stoner
Goals: to get stoned
Bio: Gets stoned every day

[Halan]

name: NODDOLE
age: 79
gender: who knows
appearance: manly yet feminine with a purple jumpsuit
dissabilitys" flirts to much
goals: find out what gender he is
bio: He likes everyone cept young people. white people, black people, peopel of any ethnic minority, any religion and he also hates women and men

[Brandon Rhea]

Just remember, this is still an RP forum... That doesn’t mean you can post random shit all the time.

Keep that in mind.

[Rick Mulluns]

jedimasterbac said:

Just remember, this is still an RP forum... That doesn’t mean you can post random shit all the time.

Keep that in mind.

Will do. I wont let this turn into a Spamathon like the last one.

Oh, and here is mine.

Name: The Dude
age: 32
Gender: Male
appearance: Imagine a big fat slob.
Dissabilitys: Lazy as hell
Goals: To do what ever he pleases
Bio: Too lazy to write a bio.

[Renthous Vacvar]

::Yor-Mam walks into a cantina, a death stick hanging limply out of the corner of his mouth. His eyes are red, beady, and bloodshot, his arms and legs like machines controlled by a stick as they slowly walked across the room. Sitting at the bar, he takes one mans drink and smacks the glass into his face, sending blood everywhere. The police shoot Blowsmie, but as the bullets fly into him and pierce his skin, he's too stoned to feel anything. He yawns and tastes his blood, and fangs pop out of his mouth. He drinks one man's blood before a bullet pierces his brain and he slumps over, in a deep coma he may never awake from.::

[Isii Derrum]

Name: Hugh Jass
Age: 100
Gender: Human
Appearance: Looks like a baboon, but hairier
Disabilities: Can't read or write
Goals: To get a turban to cover his hair
Bio: Wants to drink 2 shots of whiskey

[Rick Mulluns]

(Outside the Cantina, a Speeder that has rusted paint on it and looks like is about to fall apart pulls up with a license plate labeled "Sexy Beast" on it. Then, a man who weighs a roughly 450 pounds wearing a beer stained muscle shirt with a pair of blue jeans that is producing a hole in the back due to Dude's habit of scratching his ass in public without even caring. He gets out of the speeder, almost tipping it over and closes the door and pulls out his keys to lock it.)

"Off for the weekend, time to get drunk!"

(Dude walks into the cantina, as he tries to look for a place at the bar to sit at and to get drunk. He spots a open seat and waddles over to it and takes a seat, bending the stool down a little. He then shouts to the bartender in a obnoxious voice)

"Gimmie some Ale!"

[Jedi Knight Carith Korso]

Name:Micheal Jackson A.K.A M.J.
age:40 somthing
Gender:Male
appearance:Black with a white skin over,White glove on right hand.
Dissabilitys:Detatchable nose falls off quite often
Goals:To meet lots of little boys
Bio: MJ was accused of Molesting little kids in his play place called neverland,it was just a place for those little boys to come and visit,i didnt molest them or give them alcohol i swear,was all he needed to say to convence the jury.

[Rick Mulluns]

david said:

Name:Micheal Jackson A.K.A M.J.
age:40 somthing
Gender:Male
appearance:Black with a white skin over,White glove on right hand.
Dissabilitys:Detatchable nose falls off quite often
Goals:To meet lots of little boys
Bio: MJ was accused of Molesting little kids in his play place called neverland,it was just a place for those little boys to come and visit,i didnt molest them or give them alcohol i swear,was all he needed to say to convence the jury.

OOC: LOL

[Jedi Knight Carith Korso]

*MJ can be seen in the distance talking to alittle boy named Billy,the boy seems to be about the age of 7 years old,Micheal reaches into his bag and pulls out and open sprite can and hands it to billy,the sprite can containg Alcohol A.K.A. Jesus Juice,Micheal walks over to a public restroom and turns back to billy and begins to wave his finger into a pointing motion telling himt o come here,he begins to do the moon walk as billy approaches and as billy reaches him he waves his foot around in the air then slaps billy in the face with the heel of his foot and begins to sing to him*

"Hey little bill yiwth your high tops on,check out my nudie mag but please dont tell your mom!..lets havea party at neverland,Pay no attention to where i put my gloved hand,the trains and animals and rides are free come up to the ferris wheel where nobody can see,now drink some more of this jesus juice and come to bed with me!....I NEVER COPPED A FEEL!"

*The singing continues as he dances ina gay way,his feet roll across the ground doing the moonwalk,suddenly he flips his had to the side and his nose flys from his face falling into a crowd of people*

"O no!"

*MJ runs away then runs back and slaps little billys ass*

"He He"

*He runs over to find his nose when he is pushed*

"OO OO OO"

* He falls to the ground and lands next to his nose picking it up he also stands and pulls some glue from his pocket,he applies the glue to both sides of the fake nose and jabs it onto his face,he looks back to see little billy gone*

[Rick Mulluns]

(At the Bar, Dude is sitting in front of the bar, looking quite drunk. There are countless empty shot glass's on the counter infront of him and penut crumbs all over the counter and some on Dude's shirt and around his mouth. He yells to the Bartender(who happend to be a atractive young woman) to get him more ale on the double as he grabs his stomach and leans to his left and vomits all over a teenager who looks like he passed out. Dude wipes the vomit off his mouth and see's the bartender put his ale on the counter as he chuggs it down in a big gulp and belches right after.)

"Man, that is one sweet ass you have there, Honey!"