NO devlen is the dark lord

[The Prophet]

ahhhhhh i remember these days....

all those noobs out there...

prepare to see some good ol fashioned Cheap ass roleplaying, i was taught by kun and tamir and its time to whip out the oldest tricks i know.


*devlens storms into his flagship and orders the captain to target kashyyyk...*

its time to show this galaxy im done screwing around....

*within seconds, the ENOURMOUS fleet, consisting of exar kun's forces, devlen's own and tamirs space slugs, blow up kashyyyk with a hailfire of turbo laser fire, and in the slugs case, radio active shit.*

[The Prophet]

Devlen, having regained his popularity with the wookies decides that this cra0 is getting old and that those jedi sons of bitches are going down.

BOOM!

From accross the galaxy, a maelstrom of fire decimates the jedi academy, and now the jedi are all but extinct. and also, delven now has the powers of markaragnos. and super man.

so, after defeating the jedi, devlen decides to play some pong.

[The Prophet]

*devlen;s game of pong is cut short by the herald of the races, who tells devlen that the jedi have a plan to dethrone him*

BASTARDS!!!

*devlen rallies his forces and takes off towards the "hidden" jedi base*

[Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar]

I am the Dark LORD!!!!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jedi Master Kael Caivera]

Kit drops a piss bomb on Devlins ships and flies away.