Which Continent Do You Live On?

[Sabre]

You see I teach things, which will actually help people. Ok next, never marry a girl who can’t cook and doesn’t want to work, your really in the shitter if you do.

[*~The Snake Shadow~*]

sabre said:

Lol, first is sex education. Now kiddies remember this saying, it will get you much further than math or English. Riding a fat girl is like riding a moped, its fun until someone you know finds out.

*Raises hand*

Mr. Sabre? What if you're a girl?

[JeshkaniE]

sabre said:

You see I teach things, which will actually help people. Ok next, never marry a girl who can’t cook and doesn’t want to work, your really in the shitter if you do.

-Raises his hand-
"But what If they can cook but dont want to work, or cant cook but are intent on working."

[Sabre]

katroti said:

sabre said:

Lol, first is sex education. Now kiddies remember this saying, it will get you much further than math or English. Riding a fat girl is like riding a moped, its fun until someone you know finds out.

*Raises hand*

Mr. Sabre? What if you're a girl?

Then riding any girl is fun until someone you know finds out.

-Raises his hand-
"But what If they can cook but dont want to work, or cant cook but are intent on working."

It's fine as long as its not both, if its both then your gonna be working 9 to 5, doing fuck all, then coming home and feeding everyone.

[JeshkaniE]

sabre said:

katroti said:

*Raises hand*

Mr. Sabre? What if you're a girl?

Then riding any girl is fun until someone you know finds out.

-Raises his hand-
"But what If they can cook but dont want to work, or cant cook but are intent on working."

It's fine as long as its not both, if its both then your gonna be working 9 to 5, doing fuck all, then coming home and feeding everyone.

So if I wanted to lounge around all day I should find both!

[Sabre]

00lawson00 said:

sabre said:

Then riding any girl is fun until someone you know finds out.



It's fine as long as its not both, if its both then your gonna be working 9 to 5, doing fuck all, then coming home and feeding everyone.

So if I wanted to lounge around all day I should find both!

Yeah, pretty much, although if that happens they'll have you doing all sorts of cleaning jobs. If I were you I would go your entire life and never learn any useful skills, so when you retire your wife won't be able to ask you to fix things.

[JeshkaniE]

You have told me some wise words Mr.Sabre I am glad I have enrolled in your class but may I use the restroom ive gotta piss

[Shara]

Are we talking about continents or wives?

[Drago Solaris]

shara said:

Are we talking about continents or wives?

both i think

[Shara]

Odd.

[JeshkaniE]

We were just getting lessons from Mr.Sabre because obviously our public schools cant teach us anything nowadays

[Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar]

[The Madet Legacy]

No Offense, but I'll take my school's knowledge over the Internet's.

[Shara]

00lawson00 said:

We were just getting lessons from Mr.Sabre because obviously our public schools cant teach us anything nowadays

I see.

[JeshkaniE]

generallee said:

No Offense, but I'll take my school's knowledge over the Internet's.

But our knowledge is undeniably great and limitless