Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Dec 3, 2005 16:41:13 GMT
Save the whales - collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like - night.
On the other hand - you have different fingers
61.3 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Honk if you love peace and quiet
He who laughs last thinks slowest
The early bird may get the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Change is inevitable - except from vending machines
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Always try to be modest - and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares - try missing a couple of payments
If any of you believe in telekinesis - raise my hand
OK - so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well - you have obviously overlooked something
When everything is coming your way - you're in the wrong lane
Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now
Everyone has a photographic memory - some just don't have film
If Barbie is so popular - why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar - but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice?
I used to have an open mind - but my brains kept falling out
I couldn't repair your brakes - so I made your horn louder
A day without sunshine is like - night.
On the other hand - you have different fingers
61.3 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
Honk if you love peace and quiet
He who laughs last thinks slowest
The early bird may get the worm but the 2nd mouse gets the cheese
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your week
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
Change is inevitable - except from vending machines
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
Always try to be modest - and be proud of it!
If you think nobody cares - try missing a couple of payments
If any of you believe in telekinesis - raise my hand
OK - so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
If everything seems to be going well - you have obviously overlooked something
When everything is coming your way - you're in the wrong lane
Hard work pays off in the future - laziness pays off now
Everyone has a photographic memory - some just don't have film
If Barbie is so popular - why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar - but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What happens if you get scared 1/2 to death twice?
I used to have an open mind - but my brains kept falling out
I couldn't repair your brakes - so I made your horn louder
