Buy a time machine on Ebay... yes you heard me.

[Jetzt]

Who the fuck would be stupid enough to BID for this thing, letalone BUY it!?

cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5563490518#ebayphotohosting

Only in America...

I should strip one of my old guitar amps and sell it as a fucking tardis!

[Joseph Gray]

Is this another April fools joke or is this real?

[Jetzt]

Real, click the link.

[Halan]

omfg the bid is for 600 quid that is scary how stupid some people are

[Jetzt]

as I said... "only in america"

[Joseph Gray]

How dumb do you need be too buy that thing.

[Halan]

well you are a yank raider enlighten us to why someone would do this

[Drago Solaris]

hmm ok experiment im gonna write a note conyaining my location at a sertain time and have it pasted down throo genarations if i suddenly dissapear you will all know that my great great great great great great great great great grandchild has gone back in time after recieving the note and picked me up as a precaution i will not be personaly passing down the letter coz if i did i would dissapear and the letter wouldnt have been passed down but if the letter isnt passed down i wouldnt dissapear ect ect basicaly i would end time

what do you think

[Drago Solaris]

but if i said the time was after my first child then i would be okay coz i would have a kid to pass it down through genaations yes ok thats it after my first kid i am gonna write a letter and pass it down and maybe i will be viseted from the futer

ahh quantom phisics

[Servant]

hey, hey, its not us americans that belive that garbage its the hillbillies that live in our american mountains ;D

[Kentos Fey’lya / Adamis]

Drago said:

but if i said the time was after my first child then i would be okay coz i would have a kid to pass it down through genaations yes ok thats it after my first kid i am gonna write a letter and pass it down and maybe i will be viseted from the futer

ahh quantom phisics

The Grandfather Pardox! If you go back and kill your grandfather before your motheror father is concieved then you are not born either. But if you are not born then you don't go back and kill your grandfather, thereby your grandfather lives, so does your mother or father and thereby so do you. However this means you can now go back and kill you grandfather again. Basicly you fu<k up the galaxy and it imploads! Well that is the theory!

[Scarface]

that looks like and old time heater made with some glitter and other shit

[Halan]

Jedi said:

The Grandfather Pardox! If you go back and kill your grandfather before your motheror father is concieved then you are not born either. But if you are not born then you don't go back and kill your grandfather, thereby your grandfather lives, so does your mother or father and thereby so do you. However this means you can now go back and kill you grandfather again. Basicly you fu<k up the galaxy and it imploads! Well that is the theory!

harry potter proved that in the third film

[The Madet Legacy]

Looks like the one they used in "Napoleon Dynamite"!

[Drago Solaris]

so did fry in futerama

"aahhhhhh im my own grandfather"