Post by Jetzt on Apr 10, 2005 2:29:19 GMT
Ye Old English: "Does thou wish to dance, milady"
The Queens English: "Oh I say, this is most vulgar!"
Over the top, posh yuppie style #1: "Toodles old fruit!" *Waves with a white snot rag*
Over the top, posh Yuppie style #2: "Oh Geeve's this cup of Earl Gray is most superb! Oh and pass one a snot rag, will you, old bean"
Cockney rhyming slang #1: "'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve."
Cockney rhyming slang #2: "Go on! Kick him in the cobblers!"
Chav English: "Why you finking you is hard, blud? You want beef? I'll fuckin' spark you, biyyyatch!"
American English in London: "This is the first time I have been on a BUS before... can you please tell me the way to Liesessester Square or Big Bent? My baby pooped his diaper. Isn’t strange how they drive sooo wrong in this place? They do everything backwards!" (it was suppose to be spelt that way
)
Scottish English: "Aye"
Irish English: "I'm as pussssed as a farrrt!"
Text English: "I luv dis forum coz it is cool. I like 2 eat shyt" (not really)
Ghetto English: yo dawg, what your ass up to today? ima cop me some bitches, and ima clap that fool ronny down the corner. nobody drop shit on my block wit out speakin wit me homie.
Snoop Dog english: Fo Shizzle My nizzle, you feezlin what im sizzin?
The End…. I’m off to bed.
The Queens English: "Oh I say, this is most vulgar!"
Over the top, posh yuppie style #1: "Toodles old fruit!" *Waves with a white snot rag*
Over the top, posh Yuppie style #2: "Oh Geeve's this cup of Earl Gray is most superb! Oh and pass one a snot rag, will you, old bean"
Cockney rhyming slang #1: "'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve."
Cockney rhyming slang #2: "Go on! Kick him in the cobblers!"
Chav English: "Why you finking you is hard, blud? You want beef? I'll fuckin' spark you, biyyyatch!"
American English in London: "This is the first time I have been on a BUS before... can you please tell me the way to Liesessester Square or Big Bent? My baby pooped his diaper. Isn’t strange how they drive sooo wrong in this place? They do everything backwards!" (it was suppose to be spelt that way
) Scottish English: "Aye"
Irish English: "I'm as pussssed as a farrrt!"
Text English: "I luv dis forum coz it is cool. I like 2 eat shyt" (not really)
Ghetto English: yo dawg, what your ass up to today? ima cop me some bitches, and ima clap that fool ronny down the corner. nobody drop shit on my block wit out speakin wit me homie.
Snoop Dog english: Fo Shizzle My nizzle, you feezlin what im sizzin?
The End…. I’m off to bed.
