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Post by .:.::MEGA::.:. on Apr 11, 2005 21:28:44 GMT
I need the advice of my fellow star wars fans.
I have no problem in getting girls, that is the easy part.
However wen it comes to the bedroom the girls automatically think i have a HUGE cock because of my size. I am 6'4 and have size 14 feet, dont kno what that is in america. However they think wrong wen i reveal my manhood they are shocked as it is only about 4 inches long, im to ashamed to measure it. They are so shocked they leave straight away, they are discusted. Then I am left living in my home alone once again.
Please help.
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:29:45 GMT
Thank God I dont have that problem  *Waits for the girls to show up...* |
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:39:17 GMT
*FARTS*
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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Apr 11, 2005 21:41:34 GMT
First of all, girls are told the story that if a man has big feet he is well endowed so I see how they might expect something. However, a girl who is just giving you attention over your manhood and then walks away isn't someone you should keep around personally. Shows their mind is on one thing and as soon as they get what they want they are gone....unless you want that kind of thing...
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Post by Halan on Apr 11, 2005 21:42:33 GMT
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:42:38 GMT
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Post by The Madet Legacy on Apr 11, 2005 21:43:55 GMT
These are the things that make me want to scream:
"MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! OH, GOD, THEY'RE MELTING!!! THE PAIN!! MY EYES ARE MELTING!!!"
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Post by Kapar'in Va on Apr 11, 2005 21:44:14 GMT
besides, it is not the size of the wand, it is the magic inside!  |
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:46:46 GMT
besides, it is not the size of the wand, it is the magic inside! you sick cunt! |
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Post by Master Bondora on Apr 11, 2005 21:48:50 GMT
The size doesnt matter, its how you used it...
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Post by .:.::MEGA::.:. on Apr 11, 2005 21:49:25 GMT
As u probably guessed that was a joke which Jetzt gave me the idea to write. Do not worry people i am scottish and scottish ppl have big ones 8 inches in fact and that is no joke |
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:49:44 GMT
We can tell you guys have small dicks  |
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Post by Jetzt on Apr 11, 2005 21:50:45 GMT
LMAO Adena will be all over you now! BUT HE ISNT 100% SCOTT, BABE... DONT BE TO HASTEY |
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Post by Devlen Del-Arshu on Apr 11, 2005 21:51:09 GMT
yeah...
ha.ha.ha.
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Post by .:.::MEGA::.:. on Apr 11, 2005 21:51:45 GMT
who is adena?
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