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Post by The Ghost of J3Carlilse on May 4, 2005 18:16:58 GMT
(04-26) 03:58 PDT Fresno, Calif. (AP) --
A man attempting to burglarize a car over the weekend locked himself in the trunk and was swiftly arrested, police said.
A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.
Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar.
"Genius, pure genius," said Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez.
Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside.
The man initially told authorities he had been hit on the head and stuffed in the trunk, but police found items stolen from another vehicle inside the trunk with the suspect.
"He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day."
The man was taken to University Medical Center to be treated for cuts, then to the Fresno County Jail to be booked on two counts of theft.
Police did not identify the suspect.
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Post by Rayken/Hk-62 on May 4, 2005 18:18:52 GMT
Only in america
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Post by Kentos Fey’lya / Adamis on May 4, 2005 20:58:10 GMT
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on May 4, 2005 21:01:05 GMT
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Post by Senior Master Al'Kan on May 4, 2005 21:31:41 GMT
LOL! Just like that case where some1 robbed a bank, and left his wallet there with his liscence and identification card.
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Post by Halan on May 4, 2005 21:34:10 GMT
what kind of criminals do you have across the pond?
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Post by Senior Master Al'Kan on May 4, 2005 21:35:26 GMT
O stupid.... Como você mandalore. j/k
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Post by Kentos Fey’lya / Adamis on May 4, 2005 21:36:06 GMT
what kind of criminals do you have across the pond? Stupid ones by the sound of it.
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Post by Halan on May 4, 2005 21:40:25 GMT
xun naut tlu waela ember whol Usstan orn elgg dos wael
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Post by Senior Master Al'Kan on May 4, 2005 21:43:24 GMT
Ôï Mandalore ôñþåé ôéò óöáßñåò ôïõ ãéá ôï ðñüãåõìá!
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Post by Halan on May 4, 2005 21:46:47 GMT
l' sith ph' natha plague nindel orn tlu burned dal l' galaxy vel'drav l' drada zhennu crusade kre'jen
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Post by Senior Master Al'Kan on May 4, 2005 21:59:32 GMT
Les mandalorians tomberont, avec leur chef. Ils se prosterneront devant moi ! Ou, la braise vous abattra comme il faisait au mathew de maître de jedi ! Et pour la compléter au loin, ils sentent aussi mauvais comme dépendance un jour chaud !
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Post by Halan on May 4, 2005 22:02:14 GMT
L' sith orn tlu elggat ember orn s'tharl a ukt computer lu' ul'nusst vel'drav uk dron wun ashes p'luin gaer illingen orn shar'tleg ulu tiuin'iona bauth malacor 5
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on May 4, 2005 22:24:33 GMT
Les mandalorians tomberont, avec leur chef. Ils se prosterneront devant moi ! Ou, la braise vous abattra comme il faisait au mathew de maître de jedi ! Et pour la compléter au loin, ils sentent aussi mauvais comme dépendance un jour chaud ! Hmm...i can make out: The Mandalorians will fall, with their Chief. They (something) in front of me! Or, the (something) yall (something) as he does aomething with mathew, the Jedi Master! And for the far (something), they (something) also wrong as (something) a hot day! someone help me out who speaks better french than I
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