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I love these ones from Bart vs Australia:


Man: You call that a knife? This is a knife.
Bart: That's not a knife, that's a spoon.
Man: All right, all right, you win, heh. I see you've played Knifey-Spooney before.



Owner: [sweeping a bunch of frogs out] Get out, get out! Shoo, shoo. Get out of here, yuck! These bloody things are everywhere.
They're in the lift, in the lorry, in the bond wizard, and all over the malonga gilderchuck.
Clerk: They're like kangaroos, but they're reptiles, they is.
Marge: We have them in America. They're called bullfrogs.
Clerk: What? That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwozzers.


Homer: [to bartender] Hey! Give me one of those famous giant beers I've heard so much about.
[bartender puts a huge beer in front of him]
Bartender: Something wrong, yank?
Homer: No. It's pretty big...I guess.
Marge: I'll just have a cup of coffee.
Bartender: Beer, it is.
Marge: No, I said "coffee".
Bartender: "Beer"?
Marge: [slowly] Coff-ee.
Bartender: Be-er?
Marge: C -- O --
Bartender: B -- E --

[Jetzt]

Troy McClure- Get your paws off me you dirty ape!
Apes- (he can talk he can talk he can talk he can talk)
Troy McClure- I can siiinngg!
Apes- Dr Zaius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius Dr Zaius oooooh Dr Zaius
Breakdancing Ape- Dr Zaius Dr Zaius!
...
Can I play the piano anymore?
Of course you can!
Well I couldn't before!
...
Bart- This play has everything!
Homer- I love the legitimate the-a-tre!
...
I hate every ape I see,
From Chimpan-A to Chimpanzee.
Yes you finally made a monkey out of me.
Oh my god, I was wrong.
It was earth all along.
Yes you finally made a monkey
(yes we finally made a monkey)
Yes you finally made a monkey out of meeee
:L: I love you Dr Zaius!!!! :L:

[Jetzt]

[Kapar'in Va]

These taste like Grandma...I want more!!!

[Kapar'in Va]

"I'm from Canada. They say I'm slow, eh?"
"I light fires!"

[Dr. Zander/Miles]

Class: Lisa Likes Nelson!
Milhouse: She does Not!
Class: Milhouse likes Lisa!
Katie: She does not!
Class: Katie likes Milhouse
Teacher: NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!

[Halan]

coach: everybody have cat back
girl: but I had a dog
coach: he cat now goodbye

[Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar]

Homer: Marge, I forgot how to put on my clip on!

[reav]

Homer: Doh!

[Halan]

homer: ummmm pointy

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

Burns: Damn that McArthur fellow!

Homer: *sighing* oh, McArthur....you know he gave two male pandas to the local zoo and got them to breed successfully? ! ? ! And im not easily impressed--- wow, look, a blue car!

[reav]

[glow=red,2,300]Burns: Exellent...[/glow]

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

Homer: Wha--- Now Im a disgruntled employee! Before I was somewhat gruntled, too!

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

Homer: Um, yes I'd like to purchas *surpressing laugh* one of your electric autos.

Car sales Ladie: Well its always good to see people trying to help our environment.

Homer: What kind of mint?
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*Bart and Lisa practise tennis*

Homer: What the hell are you guys doing?

Lisa: We're practising tennis

Homer: What?! Whats the one where the girls wail on eachother?

Bart: Foxy Boxing?

Homer: Ohhhhhh, Thats what I wanted!
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Homer: Oh dad if were up to me you'd always be alive, but try telling that to killie Magie up there. *pointing upwards*
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*Homer goes to fight the bear*

Bart: Ohhhh, your going to fight the bear aren't you? I wanna come!

Homer: Sorry son but I need to be a responsible adult here, if I die I need you to carry on the family name.

Bart: Screw that! when I get older I'm changing my name to Joe Kickass!

Homer: Oh, that is so cool! ok you can come.

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

Duffman: New feelings...brewing in Duffman...what would Jesus do? ! ?

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Head of the Squishee Mart: You may ask three questions.
Apu: Oh, that is great because I only just need one----
Homer: Are you really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
Head of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Head of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes.
Homer: Really?
Head of the Kwik-E-Mart: Yes. I hope this has been enlightening for you.
Apu: But I---
Head of the Kwik-E-Mart: Thank you, come again.

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Scientist: Mr. Simpson, this could be responsible for your subnormal intelligence.
Homer: I cam here to be drugged, probed, and electrocuted, not insulted!
Scientist: We could remove the crayon for you. It could vastly increase your brainpower.....or it could kill you.
Homer: Increase my killing power, eh? Let's do it!