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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Mar 24, 2005 0:25:02 GMT
It has come to my attention that some of you, fellas, would like to know how to touch the heart of a female. Well, I have come to the decision to offer lessons in such techniques. My associate is Adena. She will help in any matters dealing with romancing a female. Together, we hope to aid you in any endeavors into the world of relationships. However, we will not give any information on some issues out of respect. Many lessons are to follow. I hope you all take the time to read them and ponder them.
Thank you,
Master Kyra/Kelly
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Post by Jedi Master Kael Caivera on Mar 24, 2005 0:28:43 GMT
and girls.... if you need help in figurin out what the hell a guy means/says by somethin feel free to ask...
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Post by princeruy on Mar 24, 2005 0:30:33 GMT
Ok here one why do women play so many mind games?
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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Mar 24, 2005 0:34:30 GMT
Well, we don't actually play mind games. We test you to see what your true intentions are. Also, we like to manipulate you to get you to do something for us yet make it seem that you are doing it because you want to. ;D
From Adena : and to be fair, sometimes the woman might not actually know what she is looking for, and her "games" could be a way for her to vent her insecutirty, or see what type of personality you have, and if that is what she needs
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Post by princeruy on Mar 24, 2005 0:37:32 GMT
Ok how about when my girlfriend is "wozzy" and I what her out of the party without embrassing her?
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Mar 24, 2005 0:38:38 GMT
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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Mar 24, 2005 0:38:49 GMT
Lesson 1: How to be a Gentleman....get some brownie points.
1. Always stand when a woman enters and leaves a room. It shows respect to her.
2. Always open the door for her.
3. Hold her coat for her to get out of and into more easily.
4. When walking down the street, the man should walk on the outside to protect her.
5. When eating out, you should pull her chair out for her and help her scoot it in once she sits down.
6. When she speaks, give all of your attention to her. Look into her eyes. She will love this!
7. If a man insults her, defend her honor. This doesn't mean fight.
That is all for Lesson 1. More lessons to follow. Are there any questions?
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Post by vax on Mar 24, 2005 0:42:17 GMT
Why am I reading this?Have you brain washed me into reading this?
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Post by Adena on Mar 24, 2005 0:43:45 GMT
yes
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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Mar 24, 2005 0:44:44 GMT
Of course, dear Vax. You know you want to read it.....you feel drawn to it....you can't stay away from it....come and bask in the knowledge.... ;D
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Mar 24, 2005 0:44:56 GMT
I'm not reading it. Not the lessons. Just laughing at problems.  |
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Post by vax on Mar 24, 2005 0:47:31 GMT
*thinks the only thing I'm drawn to is death sticks and juma juice*
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Post by princeruy on Mar 24, 2005 0:49:10 GMT
Ok when I am playing halo with my friends and a girl whats to be on my team but I don't what her since most girls can't play worth sh!t.What should I say?
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Post by Jedi Master Kael Caivera on Mar 24, 2005 0:49:25 GMT
hmm.. i do 6 of the 7 things in kyra's first lesson ALL the time and one (the getting up thing) occasionally...
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Post by Lady Zahra/Jules on Mar 24, 2005 1:00:45 GMT
Not all girls can't play well. I happen to be very very good at playing games. However, you should allow her to play some of the time. If you like her, help her get better. The only way she can improve is if you actually play with her and help her out. Losing your temper and yelling at her is the wrong way. Now if you simply do not like her being around, then I would tell her very nicely that you are at a very important point in the game and need to finish it with *insert name* here.
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