pointless thread of doom

[Zekk Nassin]

lol look what I found:

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

"NEVER!"

*Jos uses his Safety Scissors to create little drooling babies with regular safety scissors*

"Attack my children, ATTACK!"

*The babies slowly struggle to walk over to Duncan*

[reav]

£o£

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

"Muhahaha! You have sealed your own fate, fool!"

*I jump over the babies and tape a sparking electrical outlet on JoS's face. The babies slowly turn and are attracted to JoS's sparking outlet.....*

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

the one in the bottom left-hand corner looks kinda like the Beast from X-Men, but with orange fur.

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

Ahhhhhhh!

*jos removes the outlet from his face and attaches it to a small puppy that is walking by*

"Whew that was close!"

*Jos powers of the scissors and then a spraw of rainbow colored wax flys at Duncan*

The New Scissors!

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

lmao, nice!

*i duck and the rainbow flies over my head. I follow it and at the end is a pot of gold. I take the pot and fling all the gold coins at JoS. Then I throw the pot at him*

"Luck of the Irish, biatch!"

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*Jos uses the gold coins to buy a box of Crayola Crayons and some paper*

*He draws some soldiers on the paper and cuts them out with the safety scissors, the soldiers come to life*

"Get him!"

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

*buys a Thundercats action figure set. I use the Plastic Spork of Ultimate Power™ to bring them to life, and they defeat the paper toy soldiers. They suffer no casualties, except Snarf. The remaining Thundercats close in on JoS*

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*Jos spits on them*
*They stop to clean themselves because they're cats*

"Ah Ha!"

*He takes his safety scissors and cuts his crayons in half now he has a crayola army!*

"Attack my crayon men!"

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

*I take a vat of paste, and cover the crayon army in the sticky glop. They stop where they are, unable to move. I throw the rest of the paste at JoS's feet, and he is stuck there*

" "

[Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar]

I label thee wasted.

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*He waits 'till the glue is dry then he cuts it away with the scissors*

*He then throws clumps of hard glue at Duncan*

"Take that!"

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

*I hold the spork in front of me, and chant the sacred words*

"Ahman Shagoul Kintaro!"

*The spork glows, and the clumps split apart as an invisible force stops them from hitting me. Again, I chant the sacred words*

"Ahman Shagoul Kintaro!"

*the invisible razor approaches JoS with the stealthiness and quickness of a thousand Sam Fishers*

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*The invisible razor realizes that it is no match for safety scissors and runs away*

"Hahahahahahaha, your weak razors cannot defeat me!"

*He throws a rock at Duncan*

lol! I'm outta ideas!