pointless thread of doom

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

"Argh! Curse you!"

*I see something out of the corner of my eye*

"Ahh...well then, let's see how you handle....THIS!"

*The Energy Burrito comes around JoS and hits him hard in the back, sending a powerful taste wave through his body*

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

"AHHHHHH!
The taste will be in my mouth for hours!"

*The Saftey Scissors begin to glow*
*Suddenly pieces of poorly cut paper come flying out at Duncan*

"Dodge That!"

[Halan]

for mandalore wtf

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

lol, i always wanted to say that, Mandalore

"Curses..."

*I bend backwards, and matrix dodge the flying shards of paper.

i stand up once more, and charge up my spork... and a brown paper napkin soon escapes it and flies straight toward JoS, attempting to attack him*

"Down you go! -- Carth Onasi"

[Halan]

ok than fair enough I guess

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*Jos barely escapes, he his mildly hurt by paper napkin*
"It's Go Time!"

*Jos uses his Safety Scissors to send partly melted Crayons that had been sitting in the sun, flying toward Duncan's head!*


made that in like 2 sec

[reav]

what is this about..?

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

lol, wtf Jos. Im gonna make the Plastic Spork of Ultimate Power in a moment here, then.

"Ahhh!"

*the melted crayons stick to my forehead, and i pull them off quickly before they stick. the hot wax hurts my forehead a bit, and turns my forehead a bluish tint.*

"Curse you to hell! You shall feel my wrath.....

Thundercats....H-o-o-o-o-o-!"

*i use my Sight Beyond Sight to locate the Thundercats, and they all come to the battle. I point to JoS, and they all start pummeling him*

[Zekk Nassin]

[Halan]

* Mandalore enters and stares*

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

*Nooooooooooooooo!*

*Jos uses his Scissors to scare his attackers away, but he grabs one and throws it at Duncan*

"Heads up!*

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

thats the Plastic Spork of Ultimate Power. The gem in the middle is the source of its power.

[Jedi Of Suburbia]

Roflmao!!!!!
hahahahahahaha!

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

"Agh! Not Snarf! Nooo, hes too ugly!"

*as Snarf comes hurling towards me, I chop the ugly little gremlin-type-thing in half with my Spork*

"You cannot defeat me! Join me or you will die a horrible death!"

[Lakkerun Joh'had]

for those of you that dont know, this is Snarf: