Post by Darth Ominus on Aug 21, 2005 5:20:01 GMT
Storm trooper by day...Don Jaun by night!
Cheevo earned his nic name by being caught red-handed romancing a goat after pulling a double shift guarding the death star.
The second Cheevo got off work he headed for the local cantina, and began drowning his sorrow's in various illegal liquors and suspect substances. He was barely able to walk home....on his way to his casa he came upon a darling little lady that hadn't seen a razor since Christ was a corporal. He believed that one should never look a gift horse in the mouth. So he escorted the lovely lady back to his barracks and partook in a night romance and seduction.
When he was awakened for his shift the following morning he finally realized the seriousness of the situation. Low and behold a goat slept next to him wearing a pair of panties, and a garter belt. He was relieved of his post and ridiculed by his fellow stormtroopers for his act of beastiality. He still keeps a pictures of Keri (the goat) in his wallet as he roams the galaxy in search for a days work....
Cheevo earned his nic name by being caught red-handed romancing a goat after pulling a double shift guarding the death star.
The second Cheevo got off work he headed for the local cantina, and began drowning his sorrow's in various illegal liquors and suspect substances. He was barely able to walk home....on his way to his casa he came upon a darling little lady that hadn't seen a razor since Christ was a corporal. He believed that one should never look a gift horse in the mouth. So he escorted the lovely lady back to his barracks and partook in a night romance and seduction.
When he was awakened for his shift the following morning he finally realized the seriousness of the situation. Low and behold a goat slept next to him wearing a pair of panties, and a garter belt. He was relieved of his post and ridiculed by his fellow stormtroopers for his act of beastiality. He still keeps a pictures of Keri (the goat) in his wallet as he roams the galaxy in search for a days work....
