Lord Jetzt the REAL Dark Lord

[Jetzt]

*Jetzt stands tall on the red rock of the dark sith world.*

::: The smell of rotting corpses rise from beneath his feet. He knows how to feel satisfaction, he lives for it. Every breath he takes is for death, the death of others, the suffering of others.:::

*He smirks*

::: Deep inside his dark soul he hungers for the death of one being... one who claims to be immortal. Jetzt will never rest until this man takes his last breath in his distorted shell. ::::

*Jetzt looks up into the horizon*

"I know you are here Devlen, I can feel you drawing near."

*Jetzt closes his eyes once more, lifting his foot and stamping on the head of his dead comrade, shattering his skull. Blood splashes all over his face, he dabs his finger and wipes it out of his eyes, taking his red covered finger into his mouth, sucking and then spitting it onto the lifeless heap below.*


OOC: Come on biznatch its been a while since we did this!

[Jetzt]

OOC: Shit he has gone...

[The Pike]

(OOC: Lol. You shpuld as rp in the story.)

[Master Bondora]

ooc: Uh, you mind?

Darth Sin pushed his speeder bike to maximun velocity, rocketing through the ferrocrete labyrinth that was the city of Coruscant on a plane between two levels of skycar traffic. The speeder had no sleath capabilities, but that did not matter, his speed and his control were more than sufficient to take the Dark Lord by suprise....

There was a break in the lower traffic flow ahead. Sin altered the speeder's thrust angle and dived through it, descending several sttories until he saw the distant silhouette of the dark lord. He ignited his lightsaber at once as a crimson blade of mutilating energy boiled forth out of the hilt....

[Jetzt]

::: Jetzt looks towards this young fool approaching from the north :::

*Jetzt smirks again*

"New prey..." He mutters under his breath.

*He walks towards the idiot who is holding the lightsaber in an attacking position.*

"Hello Dave" he says calmly, "how has your day been?"

::: with the blink of an eye, Jetzt clenches his fist and smacks the foolish SOB on the nose, knocking him to the ground. His lightsaber falls to the ground next to him. Jetzt stamps on his bollocks for good measures.:::

[Jedi Master Kael Caivera]

Come on Jetzt... this isnt you in LA form...


"I AM THE DARK LORD! ALL WILL BOW BEFORE ME!"

is...

[Jetzt]

OOC: Well... I cant change my RP style to go backwards... otherwise people will just be going:


"Booooooooooooo Sith *hiss*" etc etc etc...anyways its only an LA style RP... Ive already trod on his goolies.

[Sabre]

The chilled air sliced down the seems of the Jedi Master, his eyes limply blink as he approaches Jetzt. His lightsaber flies into his hand, his composure suddenly becomes more powerful, “oy, you,” he said. As Jetzt turned to face him, he stares coldly, and through gritted teeth he says, “fancy a bum.”

[Jetzt]

*Jetzt spits on the ground next to him*

"No thanks I'm not into that sorta thing..."

*He holds out his right hand with his fingers pointing directly pointing towards the face of the Jedi. He shuts his eyes.*

*Before the Jedi can act, Jetzt's lightsaber flys into his outstreched palm and he ignites it. His other hand sends out a strong wave, knocking the jedi flat on his fat arse.*

"Never mess with the might of Jetzt my friend, or you will suffer" He exclaims, chuckling with glee.

:::The deep red crystal emits a humming beam of pure energy that lights up their surroundings. :::

"Now young Jedi, you will die!!!!!!!!!!"

*He raises the beam over his cranium and slashes at the scrawny neck of the stunned Jedi*

[Renthous Vacvar]

::A spectator who had far too many death sticks appears to watch the duel. He becomes too involved and shouts out.::

"NO, I AM THE DARK LORD!"

::Stumbling over his own feet, he pulled out a switchblade and flipped the blade. He fell hard, the blade out of the weapon biting into his heart, and he died.::

::Renthous laughed as he saw the site. Picking up the moron, he pulled the credits out of his pocket and lit a death stick, dragged, and let out a collumn of smoke. Then he noticed Jetzt.::

Continue with what you were doing.... don't mind me.

[Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar]

*Brutalidon comes back to life for this one rp and shoots fire at Jetzt's face, burning off his scaalp.*

"eat that Jizz!"

[The Pike]

The Pike, a pike that looks like any other pike, lifts off. It then goes towards Jeztz and sends a huge chasm of Force Lightning towards Jeztz.

[Master Bondora]

Sin thrusted his lightsaber inside the speeder bike. The superheated energy blade melted with lightning swiftness through the housing and sank into the bike's power cell core. Sin turned and leapt from the platform, reaching for the dark side, enfolding himself in it even as the power cell exploded, the heat and presure wave vaporizing everybody in the area in microsecond and then expanding, reaching hungrily for him as well.

[The Madet Legacy]

*A priest falls from the sky and begins quoting the Bible, attacking Sin with the Word*

[Master Bondora]

Sin ran toward the priest and attacked him with his lightsaber, the blade of superheated energy sizzled through air, through flesh, through bones...