Jooba Shit

[Lu Kane]

*the REAL Kane walks into the room and laughes as Vacvar attacked a hologram*

[Renthous Vacvar]

::The hologram that had just walked in fades, because no hologram can bleed.::

[Lu Kane]

*Kane laughes cuz it didn't bleed, just all in his imagination*

ooc: trying to pick apart shit in LA style RP?

[Renthous Vacvar]

::Toxis goes ghost just as the roff collapsed, crushing Kane. He re-materialized on top of the roof and felt the cool, wet blood and laughed. Then he pulled the fat lard Jooba out and on top of the corpse.::

[Lu Kane]

*Kane appears behind Vacvar and pulls down his pants then disappears again*

[Renthous Vacvar]

::The ladies stare at the massive and Vacvar winks and takes off, ready for another adventurous day tomorrow.::

[Sabre]

Throws up into a sock and uses it as numchucks by smacking it around Kane's face.

[Lu Kane]

*Grabs the sock from him and wacks him in the sack with it*

[Sabre]

Drake reveals he is a unic and gouges out Kane's eye before teleporting off the planet.

[Lu Kane]

*Kane grasps his eyes and yelps in pain, he then rubs them and walks off, leaving the planet*

[Sabre]

Teleports back and sticks his middle finger up behind Kane as he leaves, then teleports away agiain.

[Renthous Vacvar]

::Sticks a cocaine needle and Kane's arm and injects the liqiud coke, watching Kane get high instantly.::

[Lu Kane]

*seeing how Kane is LONG GONE OFF THE PLANET, Vacvar sits there imagining things*

[Renthous Vacvar]

::Vacvar snaps out of it and teleports to Kane. he injects him with ecstasy and laughs before teleporting to TIMMAYland.::

[Sabre]

Drake teleports to TIMMAYland and turns on his CD player, the fresh "TIMMAY, TIMMAY do it like you mean TIMMAY" tunes start pumping through the air. And Drake lights a joint and puts on his rasta hat.