Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 5, 2005 3:35:39 GMT
"No.... I believe they call it 'Gralll'ysmas' where it comes from. Translates to 'Poisoned Mud' in Basic."
*I sniff loudly, as if the beverage was a normal occurance in the galaxy.*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 6, 2005 13:50:12 GMT
"Your a fatty..."
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Oct 6, 2005 19:50:12 GMT
"BURN! OUCH! NEED SOME ICE BIATCH!"
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 7, 2005 3:40:19 GMT
*I walk towards the bum, slowly but confidently. I slap him once, give him a swift kick to the nards the second time, then give him a good jab with my shoulder to knock him to the ground. I ignite my lightsabre, and point it at him menacingly.*
"Shut the f*ck up or you will be stuck like a shishkabob. I mean it."
*I layer my voice with the utmost Force Persuade, and to further it, use a Force Statis on the bum's jaw.*
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Oct 8, 2005 15:44:47 GMT
*The bum was now under the lightsaber with an imovable cocky smile on his face. He began chuckling as loudly as possible.*
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 10, 2005 20:18:51 GMT
*My eyes turn into a blazing inferno, and I plunge the lightsabre straight down with lightning speed, towards the statised bum in a lethal motion.*
"I said shut up!"
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Oct 11, 2005 11:35:21 GMT
*He just keeps smiling.*
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 12, 2005 1:18:37 GMT
*I chop the crazed fool in half cleanly, the lightsabre cauterizing the wound even as it hits. His corpse still has that stupid grin on it, and I kick it hard with my steel-tipped boots, sending it flying across the bar.*
"Shut up, shut up, shut up!"
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Ixion
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Post by Ixion on Oct 19, 2005 23:41:59 GMT
*Rarookwoo walks into the cantina with a small droid closely behind him and starts shouting*
"WOORDRALSHYK"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 20, 2005 0:00:56 GMT
"Shut up...Im trying to get drunk..."
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 20, 2005 2:52:28 GMT
"Lemme deal with this one, Hoorex, you just continue to drink.."
*A faint prickle had been sent up my spine as the newcomer entered the bar. Maybe he could be used for my purposes...
I approach him with the utmost fierceness reflected in my eyes, and stop a foot from his face.*
"Hey! Dont yell randomly, just ask next time... now, what do you need?"
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Oct 20, 2005 20:01:13 GMT
*The body begins floating again and kicks Duncan in the nuts.*
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Ixion
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Post by Ixion on Oct 20, 2005 20:55:06 GMT
*he turns and slaps the droid behind him, on cue the droid begins translating*
"Give me something strong"
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 21, 2005 0:34:34 GMT
*As I am wearing a Durasteel cup, the corpse's pathetic attempts are of no use against my Nards-of-Steel.
I walk towards the bar and pour a large quantity of ale into a mug, sending it towards the newcomer through the Force.*
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Ixion
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Post by Ixion on Oct 21, 2005 0:41:31 GMT
*growls in appreciation and picks up the mug, to take a sip*
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