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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:31:25 GMT
"Steal my show will ya..."
*Gaunk walks outside and stands beside Hoorex. He immediately takes off all of his clothes and starts humping his way up a steel pole. Once at the top, he stands there and does three back flips off of it, landing and doing the splits.*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:32:51 GMT
*hoorex takes his clothes and runs off...eventually pawning them for money*
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:33:41 GMT
"I win, ameteur."
*He puts his clothes back on and buys the bar with the money he got.*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:34:37 GMT
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:36:31 GMT
*The bum realizes he had not put on any clothes, but that didnt matter. There wasnt a sign specifying clothes.*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:37:09 GMT
*hoorex returns 5 credits richer...*
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:38:25 GMT
"Anyone wanna give me some clothes? I dont bathe."
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:39:11 GMT
*hoorex used the 5 credits to buy 10 glasses of water and threw them on the smelling bum*
"there ya go"
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:43:11 GMT
"Soap?"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:44:54 GMT
"sorry..."
*he shruggs...but then seeing an oversized..creature only known as an E-mar-ican he pulled the hair from the top of his head and back, and gave it to the homeless man...*
"hes something to dry with..."
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:51:23 GMT
"Screw you man, give me clothes and a towel!"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:52:10 GMT
"who do I look like? the republic?"
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:52:59 GMT
"YOU LOOK LIKE POOP!"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 11, 2005 3:54:00 GMT
"yes...be that as i may..LOOK!"
*as he turns his head hoorex punches him square in the back of the head*
ooc:yes an auto-hit...but...hes a bum
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 11, 2005 3:56:14 GMT
"Oh, that is it!"
*Gaunk turns around and ignites his short lightsaber, carving a large Z in the centre of his armor, along with a large picture of a tree and river.*
"You have just been Gaunked!"
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