Elaya
New Member
Hive drone
Posts: 171
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Post by Elaya on May 5, 2005 15:01:35 GMT
Ask him hows he doing... then run a steak knife through him.
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Post by Utah Jak/ Jaktar on May 5, 2005 16:52:00 GMT
You forgot an option to torture the truth out of him, then beat him to death with his website's server. It would be a win-win. StupidShit is dead and so is his webshit.
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Vode
Junior Member
You fight well, too well. But never the less, you will fall to my blade.
Posts: 833
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Post by Vode on May 5, 2005 17:02:11 GMT
boil him and then pull a selae or lirr.  |
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Adena
Administrator 
retired from RP'ing GODDESS
BOO!
Posts: 6,705
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Post by Adena on May 5, 2005 19:22:58 GMT
I'd be kind and loving and flirty, give him a feeling like he's cool, seduce him, and promis him naughty things,, but he has to meet me at a very specific location..once he gets there and drops his pants I open a curtain with all you guys on the other side armed with many things to throw......
I then point at his pre pubecent, one nut, and his impotance...........
then I basically Kiss Shara long and tenderly right infront of him to make him feel worse
then finallt castrate him with a cheese grater
a dull, rusty cheese grater
he's not worth a tinkers curse
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Halan
Global Moderator 
Purple Haze
A good assassin needs neither the dark or the light....he needs skill (Was Mandalore)
Posts: 11,843
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Post by Halan on May 5, 2005 19:26:56 GMT
you put that shara part there just for you didn't you  |
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Adena
Administrator
retired from RP'ing GODDESS
BOO!
Posts: 6,705
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Post by Adena on May 5, 2005 19:30:22 GMT
I have to bask in her presance after having to interact with that git for so long
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Post by Utah Jak/ Jaktar on May 5, 2005 19:30:51 GMT
I'd be kind and loving and flirty, give him a feeling like he's cool, seduce him, and promis him naughty things,, but he has to meet me at a very specific location..once he gets there and drops his pants I open a curtain with all you guys on the other side armed with many things to throw...... I then point at his pre pubecent, one nut, and his impotance........... then I basically Kiss Shara long and tenderly right infront of him to make him feel worse then finallt castrate him with a cheese grater a dull, rusty cheese grater he's not worth a tinkers curse Note to self: Never piss off Adena. |
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Halan
Global Moderator
Purple Haze
A good assassin needs neither the dark or the light....he needs skill (Was Mandalore)
Posts: 11,843
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Post by Halan on May 5, 2005 19:39:19 GMT
you can't insult adena, she just makes a pun about how inadequat men are and it hurts sometimes luckily she hasn't done it to most
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Post by HungSolo416 on May 5, 2005 20:05:49 GMT
Note to self: Never piss off Adena. I think im in love....lol...jk..... |
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Renthous Vacvar
Full Member
You cannot kill what you did not create
Posts: 2,796
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Post by Renthous Vacvar on May 5, 2005 20:06:53 GMT
nail his balls to a tree, pour oil over him, and burn that mother fucker alive!  |
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Karmien Starkiller
Junior Member
Patrol Captain
Formaly/ Xarga Starkiller (His grandson)
Posts: 695
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Post by Karmien Starkiller on May 5, 2005 23:38:31 GMT
What balls? |
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Post by Utah Jak/ Jaktar on May 5, 2005 23:39:54 GMT
What balls? The man has a point Chaos. |
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Karmien Starkiller
Junior Member
Patrol Captain
Formaly/ Xarga Starkiller (His grandson)
Posts: 695
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Post by Karmien Starkiller on May 6, 2005 20:07:44 GMT
Nail his boobs to a tree instead. ;D
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Post by Drago Solaris on May 6, 2005 20:36:49 GMT
you can't insult adena, she just makes a pun about how inadequat men are and it hurts sometimes luckily she hasn't done it to most i think i pissed her off with the ass clevage thing |
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Post by sophiam on May 7, 2005 2:33:13 GMT
*ask him if he's having a nice day*
while i expertly break every single bone in his body, then dose him on a certain drug that paralizes you, but keeps the nerve endings awake and remove limbs, remembering to cauterise the wounds so he doesn't bleed to death, i could make his death last for .... oh......... a month or so.............. and all the while asking
"Are you having a nice day..... YOU A$$ RAPING, SW BLASPHEAMER!"
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