Yes, they really said these...
"I scare nothing! Even you become napkins!"
"I'm Urine Pot the Hero!"
"Fat head! Look at you! You're full of cholesterol!"
"Watch out! The road is very sweaty."
"Catherine is a nasbian!"
"If you nag on, I'll strangle you with chewing gum."
"Aha! I forget nothing. Elephant balls!"
"Same old rules: no eyes, no groin."
"A red moon? Why don't you say 'blue buttocks?' "
"A poor band player I was, but now I am crocodile king."
"The tongue is so ugly. Let's imagine it to be Tom Cruise."
"It took my seven digestive pills to dissolve your hairy crab!"
"You dad is an iron worker, your mom sells beans!"
"Beauty and charm is yours, to you I run. I'd never leave, even forced by gun. I'd always want you, even if you were a nun."
"The wet nurse wants rock candy to decoct papayas."
"Cool! You really can't see the edges of the tea-bag underwear."
"Alternatively, you must follow my advice whenever I say 'maltose'."
"Dance the lion for others for just some stinking money! It's like razing my brows with the kung-fu I taught you."
"Let us not forget to form a team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person."
Well I think that's all of them...