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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 0:25:40 GMT
If Lucas really hated the fans, he’d let a monkey play Yoda in Episode 3! (SuperShadow: What are you doing? Not gonna happen.)
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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 0:34:52 GMT
(SuperShadow: Hahaha. When have I ever been sarcastic? I take Star Wars ultra seriously.)
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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 0:38:56 GMT
(SuperShadow: The Matrix Revolutions is so awful that it still gives me nightmares.) 
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Post by Master Bondora on Mar 21, 2005 0:45:30 GMT
BEHOLD THE ULTIMATE SS QUOTE!
What were the first words your powerful mind said to you when the beautiful and megaly smoking hot Natalie Portman walked in to do an interview with you? Did you wish to score with her at light speed? Or were you laid back? C'mon Master Shadow, I know you thought about it, right? (SuperShadow: I have pictures of Natalie at the beach with her clothes off so I know what kind of body she has. Rockin’ body all the way. I really wanted to ask Natalie out for dinner, but I’m sure she gets this kind of thing a hundred times a day. If I can find a way to meet her more times, then I can create a friendship of sorts that might lead to something.)
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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 0:47:52 GMT
Hey SS, I have some fan fiction involving you that you should post. You and George Lucas are having a plastic light-saber fight when he knocks yours out of your hand.
Lucas: Join me SS, and together we can create the ultimate Star Wars musical out of Episode 3! (SuperShadow: Hahaha. This is not too far from the truth.)
SS: I'll never join you!
Lucas: Lucasfilm never told you what happened to Episodes 1 and 2.
SS: They told me enough! They told me you killed them!
Lucas: No, SS. I am your father. (SuperShadow: It would be a total travesty if Lucas did turn out to be my real father. I would be rich, but at the same time I would be stuck calling this hated man my father. The universe could not be so cruel.)
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Post by Baltok Karuso on Mar 21, 2005 0:51:18 GMT
Look, its apparent that SS is lying, but if the kid is that disturbed that he has to lie this much, why dont you just let him stay in his dillusional world? I mean, obviously the kid has problems, just let him post waht he wants, it doesnt hurt you.
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Post by Master Bondora on Mar 21, 2005 0:52:35 GMT
Look, its apparent that SS is lying, but if the kid is that disturbed that he has to lie this much, why dont you just let him stay in his dillusional world? I mean, obviously the kid has problems, just let him post waht he wants, it doesnt hurt you. SS his a public figure and its are dutie has Star Wars Fan to laught at him Jetzt: He is also stealing and lying from people and I wont allow that. While there are people that believe him....there will be people there to change their minds and I am one of those people. |
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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 12:38:34 GMT
SuperShadow: Speaking of the supernatural, I once saw a Bigfoot riding a unicorn enter a UFO. Peter Mayhew: Amazing. Did you take a picture?
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Post by Halan on Mar 21, 2005 12:51:04 GMT
SS how do you find all these amazing spoliers from
Well me and lucas have been friends since college
no lie i saw it two weeks ago
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Post by Jetzt on Mar 21, 2005 17:19:38 GMT
Matt are you serious?! He has always said that he has only known Lucas since he saw his documentery...  Anyway I like this one: (SuperShadow: Wicket actually has a negative midichlorian count.) |
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Post by Halan on Mar 21, 2005 17:40:19 GMT
i saved it in word he really said that it was so funny |
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Post by Master Bondora on Mar 23, 2005 1:45:23 GMT
I'm sure the ILM guys will understand the concept. Score one or two for the nerds who make Star Wars possible. (SuperShadow: I score multiple times per week with many different hot women.)
OMG
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Post by Master Bondora on Mar 23, 2005 1:56:35 GMT
SuperShadow, how goes the scoring? (SuperShadow: You would not believe it. You need to experience my life for yourself.) Your opinion is greatly needed seeing you are the greatest source of Star Wars info of all time! (SuperShadow: That’s an underestimate. It is impossible to describe my importance to Star Wars.)
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Post by Drago Solaris on Mar 23, 2005 21:04:20 GMT
Hey SuperShadow, hiya doin! Just discovered your site a few weeks ago and I love it. I was just wondering, what does a Jawa actually look like? Is it all gross and slimy or some gay Ewok- type creature? (SuperShadow: Jawas wrap strands of material around their heads which ooze goo and slimy secretions. It is totally gross.) Maybe this is a little male ego showing... i think he got jawas and tusken mixed up the sad act every 1 knows jawas are kinda robots |
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Post by Halan on Mar 23, 2005 23:35:44 GMT
What is the deal with the kyber crystal It is a crystal sidious uses to increase his powerWill it be mentioned in rots nowell look who has changed his tune  |
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