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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 20, 2005 23:31:12 GMT
*Hoorex wandered aimlessly around the almost abandoned streets of Coruscant. Since the sith took over it wasn't as busy as it once was, and was kinda just like a ghost town...the remains of war. He didn't really mind until it messed with him. Normally in Coruscant there was plenty of things to do...but now...he was kinda bored. It was probably for this reason that hoorex accidentally stumbled upon an old toy shop....
He walked around looking at all the fantastic recreations of real-life heros and villians. Their realisim was astounding. He grabbed the closest one, which happened to be Lord Invidius and another, at random.
Coincedentally, it turned out to be one of him...
Wow...This is so COOL!
He grabbed the two dolls and shaped them into different stances, soon making invidius' turn around while he made his own kicking him right in the ass. Horribly imitating the Dark lord's voice he says...*
"Please don't hurt me, Oh mighty Hoorex...You are known throughout the galaxy of being mercifull"
*Then he has his doll kick him again and again...Hoorex laughing the entire time.*
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 20, 2005 23:49:31 GMT
"Just what are you doing here, Pathetic One?"
*I walk down the aisle towards Hoorex, seeing him playing with two strangely familiar action figures.*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 20, 2005 23:51:23 GMT
"Oh just kicking Invidy's ass..."
*Hoorex says as his doll opens up and fires a small plastic rocket at the tall sith action figure. Soon followed by hundreds more of the plastic darts...*
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 21, 2005 0:06:12 GMT
"This is the most retarded... hey, here's the Duncan models."
*I turn towards the shelves and take a figure wrapped in plastic out. My features on the figure are fairly lifelike, but clearly from when I was a Jedi. I rip him out of the plastic and put him out on the floor, making him take out two lightsabres and having the little green plastic spring from them.*
"Bah, this is the sissy Duncan model!"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 21, 2005 0:07:46 GMT
"And when has that changed?"
*Hoorex said in a mock suprised tone...He threw the Invidius model against the wall and it shattered to pieces...obviously it wasn't built to be durable.*
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 21, 2005 0:28:58 GMT
*Ignoring the snide remark from Hoorex, I send a dose of Force Lightning through my figure, and from that figure, towards Hoorex's figure.*
"I can kick your ass in real form AND in figurine form!"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 21, 2005 0:33:23 GMT
*Hoorex looks to the shelf quickly and pulls out a 'fatman' figurine. He throws it in the blasts way, and has it melt before them.*
"I can sacrifice fatmen in real life AND fake l;ife!"
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 21, 2005 0:39:26 GMT
"Oh yeah... well, prepare to meet my army of Duncans! There is no way you can defeat them..."
*Suddenly, a large amount of similar-looking figurines are all lined up in a row. There was Jedi Master Duncan, 21-Lightsabre Duncan (With 21 little blades attatched through plastic to the figurine), Sith Lord Duncan, Wraithbound Duncan, Jedi Knight Duncan, Drunk Duncan, Scoundrel Duncan, Bearded Duncan, Wookie Duncan, Udain Odin Secret Agent Duncan, Sniper Duncan, Dancing Duncan, Nard-Kicking Duncan, and Prisoner Duncan.*
ooc: Yes, these are all real versions of myself from various RPs. And Im still missing some, I know..
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 21, 2005 0:41:35 GMT
"Wha...?How come you get so many?"
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Post by Bralor on Oct 21, 2005 0:41:51 GMT
*Shaw walked into the toy shop in Coruscant. He was no longer a Jedi Knight as he walked in seeing them playing with dolls as Shaw looked worried at Nazarius*
Um.... Alright
*Shaw walked down the aisle. There wasn't any of him! He felt angry now! As he walked up angrily to Hoorex*
Can I borrow a credit for the candy machine?
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Post by The Pike on Oct 21, 2005 0:47:45 GMT
(OOC: I am bored...so....after much thinking......Miles is in he condemed thread...Milanda is dead......so yeah Tom went to Coruscant for th eGuild offices ot get a job and stooped by here.  ) ::Tom enters the stoe. He sees two adult men playing with toys. Strangely, they looked like the toy.:: Tom: Stupid men. Playing with Toys. Huh huh..... |
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Oct 21, 2005 0:48:15 GMT
"No...I hate jedi..." *And at that he threw a doll of Celestia at the mans nards...* "Quite fitting..." ooc:J/K |
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Oct 21, 2005 1:03:26 GMT
"Play with these toys! Argh!"
*I grab a handful from the bin thats labeled "Clearance - Crap Toys". The figurines I throw at Tom look strangely like Yimi Timi, Hannible Utno, Nhaj Nha'grom, and qeldomalife.*
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Post by Bralor on Oct 21, 2005 1:12:59 GMT
*Shaw got tired as he went to the counter taking a credit from the cash machine and entering it into the candy machine Shaw hit the button for some candy.... But... It didn't do anything... And the change would'nt come. It ate his credit! Shaw started shaking the machine his hardest as it shook back in forth as the noise could be heard all around*
THE DAMNED THING ATE MY CREDIT
*Shaw walked back to Hoorex as he picked up a doll and started to make an army of Jawa dolls*
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Post by The Pike on Oct 21, 2005 1:15:51 GMT
(OOC: Of all of hose..I only contolled Yimi....and....WHY THE FUCK DOES HE HAVE ONE?)
Tom (he said as he dodged the toys.....and walked towards the Sith.): I collect them but not play with them...hey look! A Drunk Duncan! Need that for my collection.
::Tom gets the Drunk Duncan that the Sith was playing with. He then walks up to a counter. He glimpses a Milanda Torrence doll.::
Tom: Oh! It's a Milanda Torrence Doll! I thought the sith and Republic both banned her dolls....
Shopkeeper Tom: They did.....sheesh....
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