Lakkerun Joh'had
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Formerly Duncan
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:28:57 GMT
"SHUT UP HOOREX!
Anyway, Invidius. You know I aint not goin' nowhere to 'da dark side, so if that be why you be comin' here, you be not havin' any more reason."
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 22:32:26 GMT
"Yeah your right, I just wanted to have a few beers with ya!"
The Sith Lord used the Force to make 20 bottles of beers to come out of his starfighter.
"Ah, good 'ol Exar-Kun!"
He gave a bottle of Exar-Kun's to Duncan while he opened one for himself.
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:34:46 GMT
"Suspicious..... but delicious!"
*I take one and cautiously open the cap on top of it. It smells really, really disgusting, but I chug the thing quickly anyway.*
"Mmm... malty. But seriously though, why'd you come here.... and why do you have this strange beer with you. And why did you offer it to me."
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 22:36:53 GMT
"I figured it would be easier to talk about this over a few beers..."
Invidius gave more bottles of beer to duncan as he laughted wickedly, the liquid inside these bottles contained a powerful Sith Poison, only by using the Dark Side would he be able to survive....Hehehehe...
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:40:18 GMT
"Heheheh..... yeah, poison is tasty. Can I get another another one?"
*The implant in the back of my head had been purging the poison throughout my system... I didnt need to do anything to enjoy the frothy, poisoned beer, and I wouldn't even have to die....*
"Talk about what?"
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 22:41:56 GMT
The poison didn't seem to have any effect on the jedi master, he was stronger than the Sith Lord had foreseen.
"It's not important, we'll talk about it later! Finish your 20 bottles of beers first."
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:43:35 GMT
"Can do."
*I take each bottle, and open them through the Force. I take each one, and chug them, pouring them all down my gut as quickly as I can... which is very quickly.*
"Okay...*hic*... so... whatcha wanna talk about?"
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 22:48:35 GMT
Each bottles did not only contained poison, but it was full of alcohol and 'sleeping juice'. Drinking 20 of them could have surely take down a full grown rancor.
"How do you feel, Duncan?"
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 5, 2005 22:51:30 GMT
*Hoorex, who had stolen a bottle earlier, falls asleep, poisoned and asleep. He snores loudly, loudly enough for someone to hear him.*
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:53:55 GMT
*I stumble over to Hoorex and kick him drunkedly.*
"Wake up, shlummie...
*I drop down to the ground quickly and hiccough loudly.*
"So, shlummie... you gonna tell me now? Why are there flying monkies all over this place? *hic*"
*Duncan is clearly drunk....*s
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 22:57:59 GMT
"Perfect..."
Invidius drew two sleeping guns and began firing sleeping darts at Duncan at a pounding pace.
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Lakkerun Joh'had
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Formerly Duncan
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Post by Lakkerun Joh'had on Sept 5, 2005 22:59:38 GMT
*I fall down drunkedly asleep, and dodge the two darts from Invidius... I mumble something about how the damn monkeys are gonna take over the world.*
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Post by Master Bondora on Sept 5, 2005 23:02:16 GMT
"Bwahaha"
Making sure that he was now unarmed Invidius tied up Duncan with a rope made out of durasteel, it would be almost impossible for him to get out. He quickly grabbed him and threw him inside a Force Cage onboard his heavy starfighter while he jumped inside it and blasted off to Korriban.
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 6, 2005 2:05:06 GMT
*hoorex arose from his drunken slumber...wow...they had just left him there...not that amazing, but sheeze...*
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Post by Darius Lenoth/Infared on Sept 6, 2005 2:08:35 GMT
*As he arose, he picked up his sword and began practicing where he left off...and in his head, he heard duncans words of wisdom...'power isn't every thing...by taking it you have lost manuverablility and speed'
he continued to swing, tring quick strikes with the massive blade, but the weight made this feat extremely difficult...
he repeated over in his head 1,2...1,2...1,2...*
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