Jeshkanies Music

[JeshkaniE]

War-hed P.e.

This means war!!

Don't you want your freedom
Do you not daydream
See how we split the atom
and bring them to their fucking knees

The policeman cannot stop me now
I smoke the best pot in town
I fuck a slut
I come up in her mouth
I do whatever the fuck I want
I'm an American

We run this shit
You're all gay
We got guns and shit
You're all lame

No you don't understand
This is not a game
This is motherfuckin judgment day
This is war

Don't you want your freedom...

My magnum let's you know that I care
I spank ass - bite necks - pull hair
I fuck you in the kitchen
Doggy on the stairs
I do whatever the fuck I want
I'm an American

We run this
You're all gay
We got bombs - happy meals and grenades

No you don't understand
This is not a game
This is motherfuckin judgment day
This is war

Don't you want your freedom...

Put em up...

Take it outside
Can we take it outside

Uncle Sam don't take no shit

I wake up - I start the day dreamin
I blaze up - I wait for the weekend
I go to the club
Get fucked up
Get my dick sucked
I don't give a fuck
I'm an American

We run this shit
You're all gay
We got bombs and shit
You're all lame

No you don't understand
This is not a game
This is World War III motherfucker

[JeshkaniE]

The Box-hed P.e.

The industry is dumbing down the nation
They dope up the youth
So plug up your ears
While phony punk bands cry about relationships
We forget our roots
And run on patriotic fears

I was so weak
I let them run all over me
But now I'm fighting just to get back my name
Yea I was so fuckin weak
But now I'm so fucking pissed
You bitches - I'm fucking tired of this shit

Don't box me in
I'm out the box

This I'll keep it so real
I'll learn from my mistakes
Can you feel me?
Next time I'll stick to my guns
Ya wanna rumble - here I come
I never run

I get up - stand up and fight
I'm burnin and lootin all night
No woman - no cry - know why?
Cuz e'rythings gonna be alright

Just let me do what I gotta do
You'll never change me
Can ya feel that?

Let me do me - you do you
Stay outta my business
Hear dat?

I can't stop rappin you faggot
You see what happens - it's tragic
You want war
You can have it

Don't box me in...

No I can't live that way

You never say what you wanna say
You only say what you think they wanna hear

Fuck you - I'm not your motherfucking slave
Fuck you - I fucking hate you!!

Fuck you!!

[JeshkaniE]

CBC-hed P.e.

In this life
Never look back
Never do that
Stay focused
Stay on track
Gotta fuck hos
Gotta get it from the back
Gotta get hi - hit hydro
Never crack

I fuck that pussy
I gotta get it wet
I play with the pussy
I bite down on the neck
Bitch - I got no respect
Your hair gets pulled
Your pussy wrecked

You a slut
I don't care
Face in the pillow
Ass up in the air
I spank you black and blue
Them sluts in the club'll be like
"What happened to you?"

Push it
I know you won't complain
Push it
I know you know my name
Push it
You don't need to do a thang

Why don't you just spread your legs and...

Cum bitch cum - I want you to
Cum bitch cum - I want you to
Cum bitch cum - I want you to
Say my name when you feel this pain

You wanna tell me how to sing and act
Fuck that
You wanna tell a nigga what he should do
Fuck you
You skinny with a 36D
Come fuck me
No - I'm not your boyfriend
Bitch - Ya can't trust me

My God - I just got lucky
She so horny - she wanna fucky sucky
Yea that bitch so slutty
Out at the club makin out with her buddies
Out at the club and dressed all slutty

I wanna bust my nut
You wanna love me
I wanna suck your tits
You wanna hug me
She's so fine
I'm so ugly

Push it
I know you won't complain...

Cum bitch cum

Front - back - side to side

Destroy that pussy - destroy
Destruction

Fuck - fuck - fuck - fuck - fuck

I don't give a fuck if it's in back of the bus or up in the bed
The back of your hed will get fed
and I can't wait to see your face
I can't wait to grab that waist
and just rape you

Take you on a drive-by
Fuck front - fuck back - fuck side to side
Eyes roll back when I break ya spine
Make love - fuck that - I'll make a slut cry
Fuck that - I'll make a slut cum nine times
Then I'll say "Can we make more babies"
Can I get that pussy from behind
Can I make these pussy lips smoke
Like clubs from the eighties

Push it...

[JeshkaniE]

Voices-hed P.e.

Somethin inside tells me to grab this pen and write it down
That very same voice tells me to grab this joint and light it now
There must be somethin in these trees that keep me sane
Because I got these tendencies to put a bullet in your brain

Suicidal tendencies to grab a razor blade
Chop a line as long as Thailand
and inject it in my brain
And it wasn't even Yayo
It was crystal Drain-O
Fuck Nancy Rea-ho
Don't just say no
Just say yes
And go have sex on ten hits of X
Let ten guys cum on your chest
Just make sure I'm next
I had my aids test
and I think I passed
Now - go in the room bitch
and clean up the mess

Give us what we want
I want to violate you
Why won't you wake up
My friend - please let me rape you
I hate you - I'll break you
I want you broken in half
Give us what we want now!!!

Something inside of us keeps telling us to not give up
Something inside of me says all roads lead to tragedy
How can you stay mad at me
I'm just a clown
A nobody
I don't even exist to you
So how can I mean shit to you

So stop pretending that you care whether I laff or cry
You a phony you a fake
It's time for you to die

You and me'll always be enemies
It's like you the Arab
And I'm the Israeli

Give us what we want....

Somethin inside of yo vaginaz got me homicidal
When you bend over - it's all over
Rover's takin over
Fat - skinny - short - tall
I think I've fucked em all
I'm not sure
I can't remember - from the alcohol
Demoral - Percoset and Xanax
But now I only fuck with the pussy and smoke cess-
Imilia - ria lena - eu chi amo maizia
Translation - Dear Mamma
I can't wait to see ya

[JeshkaniE]

Raise Hell-hed P.e.

If you think it's too loud
Bitch - get the fuck out
If you wanna slow down
Bitch - get the fuck out
If your ass ain't with me
Get the fuck out...

We raise hell bitch
We don't give a fuck
All you pussy motherfuckers shut the fuck up

I knock yo hed back
I let that shit bang
I make your heart jump
Like you was on cocaine

Stop actin like a bitch
Why you acting like a bitch
Let a bitch suck a dick
and get the fuck in the pit

If you think it's too loud...

It's another homicide
So let my shit play
I chop your hed off
Like my name was Ojay

Stop actin like a bitch....

I don't care about shit!!!

[JeshkaniE]

Amerikan Beauty-hed P.e.

Back door in the club
I'm not lookin for love
I'm lookin for a big butt
To squeeze on these nuts
I'm not tryin to think too much
I'm just tryin to get fucked and drink too much

Lil bitch - don't be so serious
Don't get mad cuz your girls wanna be with us
In the club - show love
Have a drink on us
"Hey yo dog I think this girl wants to get fucked"

Hey Daddy can I talk to you
Daddy I'm only seventeen
But I know just what to do
At the club
Fools pay big money for me
But Daddy you can get this lapdance here for free
I need love Daddy
Daddy give it to me
It's my birthday

Ahhight - then let me see your I.D.
Cuz the last time I was fooled the bitch was just sixteen
Big ass - big tits - she looked at least twenty-three

I'm going straight to hell

If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right

Hey baby girl
I know just what to do
I'ma slap your little ass
Til it turns black and blue
Now ya put on these heels
and ya arch your back
And I'ma crack ya ass in half
With my eight inch staff

In my parents bedroom?
Yea - yea you know how we do it
On my Mamma's bed?
You go ahead and give me hed
While my Daddy's workin?
I got my own work to do
On the kitchen table?

I popped the cherry of the high school senior
hed cheerleader
Baby girl's hungry - so Daddy gotta feed her
Inches - pull it out
Then she blew me
A teenage pussy is a thing of beauty

I'm goin straight to hell....

If fuckin you's wrong I don't wanna be right

I could fuck your life away
Let me fuck your life away
I don't wanna be right
Fuck you

Jailbait - jailbait - jailbait - jailbait

She was like
Damn what the fuck did you do to me?
I was like
Shut the fuck up - this ain't nothin new to me
She was like
You're suck a dick I hate you
I was like
Bitch shut up before I rape you

I like fuckin these ninety-pounders
I watch it go in
I feel like I'm Shaqueil O'Neill
and I'm fuckin the Olson Twins

It don't take much more than a nice butt
The slut smiles at me - the slut rides with me
In the back of the suburban
Leave the drivin to me

Damn - I forgot to check that slut's I.D.

Those big-ass-titties make it hard to see

If fuckin you's wrong - I don't wanna be right

[JeshkaniE]

Chicken-hed P.e.

Well it gets so hard to keep my hed up
This time I just won't let up
You talk too much
I'm fed up
I bust yo lip - can you get up

I told you - I'd get you
What made you think I'd let you
Get away with murder
I bet you knew you'd see the day you regret you
ever fucked with me
Come and get me
Fuck with me
You will rest in pieces
Never mind what she says
Eat these cheerios - make grilled cheeses
Then I will whoop yo ass
I'ma fuck your sister
Can you spell relief?
I can P-U-S-S-Y

Can you guess how I get so hi?

I can't take how you bring out the worst in me
You get the best of me
I can't let you get to me

Move - bigger they come
Move - harder they fall
War - sometimes you've gotta stand up and fight

This homicide was premeditated
My alibi cannot be faded
By the time they find the body
Me and my deejay rock the block party
Deejay please rock the Bob Marley
Let's tap the keg and get started
This weed makes me feel retarded
This beat's funky as a stripper who farted

Yea - see how they fall
One by one my enemies crawl
Let God sort em out
Kill em all

Trench coat mafia - sequel at the mall
I just won't shut up
Until you get the fuck up
I told you I won't let up
My skateboard - your face
Can you get up?

I can't take how you bring out the worst in me...
I can't take how you're constantly testing me

You get the best of me
Why won't you just leave me alone

Bigger they come
Harder they fall
Sometimes you've got to stand up and fight

Chicken - no I'm not movin
Chicken - get outta my fuckin way
Chicken - no I'm not losin

Motherfucker just walk away
Before you fall

Wake up - stand up and fight

[JeshkaniE]

Daydreams-head P.e.

I could not sleep last night
That's not your problem
I've got my problems

I watched you sleep last night
That's not your problem
I've got my problems

It's hard to understand
It gets so hard to be your man
I would give you anything
But I don't have anything
Just these crazy daydreams
and they are not worth anything

I got so hi last night
That's not your problem
I've got my problems

I tried to forget my life
That's not your problem
I've got my problems

It's hard to understand...

Take your time - take your time

Hey girl
I'm so glad that we could have this time together
So I could let you know just exactly how I feel
Ya see - it's been been hard to talk to you cuz
You never listen - you're so selfish
You never shut up!!

And you know I don't have any money
and I can barely pay my bills
But you don't care
You're so selfish
What do you want from me?

It's hard to understand
It's get so hard to be your man...

[JeshkaniE]

Not Ded Yet-hed P.e.

You don't understand
I don't give a fuck
This is not a game
We fight to the death
I was lost
Now I'm born again
Don't bury me
I'm not ded yet

This life is not for you
I'm not so easily broken
This cross is mine all mine
I made my bed
I'll sleep in it

I never wanted this
But I chose it
Be careful what you wish for
I never wanted this
But I chose it
Remember me bitch?
I own it

You don't understand...

Remember me - I'm not over it
My hatred keeps me warm
I'll take you with me to the grave
My hatred keep me warm

I never wanted this
But I chose it
Be careful what you wish for

I never wanted this
but I chose it
Remember me bitich?
I own it

You don't understand
This is not a game

[JeshkaniE]

The Juggla-Icp

[Violent J]
Well, you know the juggla jumped in the mixer
Been down the road and I broke a few necks
And I'll break a few more, so what's up
Road by me on the corner, I'm a hold my nuts up
Its finna fuck you wit' dat
But if you a sewer skank let me hit dat
Cuz I'm Violent J, ain't even one to fake it
I wanna see some folded up skank bitches naked
I pass out when it gets dark
And woke up naked at the Clark Park
Gotta go, gotta get before I get the wrap
Gotta chopped off head chilling in my lap
Mr. Shrink, Mr. Shrink, I'm sick
Lunatick-tick-tock, it don't quit
It don't quit, it don't quit
Mr. Shrink, I'm sick, a lunaticky-tick
The doctor told me I'm a psycho
So I ate his face like I don't know
Knife to the neck and got some more
The night of the axe, the night of the forty fuck
Bitch, I'm a man you can talk ta
But after you leave I'm a stalk ya
If you're a little kid I'm a take ya
And if you're neck I'm a break ya
If you're an old lady I'm a mug ya
Cuz bitch, you can't fuck with the juggla

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is...the juggla
He'll cut your windpipe, eat your face
And slit your motherfucking heart out
You can see this freak show at the world famous Carnival of Carnage
Keep juggling, motherfucker!"

[Violent J]
Cuz ya know the juggla will throw ya up fast
And if I drop you that's your ass
I shake and twist, try to keep calm
I might go to hell cuz I'm down with Esham
Gotta rhyme for your Uncle Willy
Then I hit him in the head with a Billy
Willy, Willy, watch your mouth
And fuck the south
Running with a gang of twenty street hoods, yo
What's up bitch, ah, what's up ho?
Sometimes you act like you ain't down
With a psychotic wicked clown
Fucking my friends ain't healthy
Cuz I grab you by the face and fuck you up
And it's like that bitch that's the way it is
I'm allowed to fuck, ho, I'm in show biz
Sets in the hood want me for dead
So I paint my tag on they forehead
Stick your little 'kay by my taggin'
You can fit twenty clowns in a Volkswagon
And we coming straight to your brick house
I'm a huff, and puff, and blow your fuckin' neck loose
And then I might mug ya
Cuz they're will be no fucking with the juggla

"Juggling eyeballs, juggling heads
What you've heard about, what you've read
The juggling wicked clowns will come to your
Birthday party, wedding, and barmitzva
And cut your back off for a small fee
The juggla ain't taking no shorts from nobody"

"Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the fucking bass go"

[Violent J]
And the juggla make it last
Down with 2 Dope and try n' get trashed
My fellow fucking fellas
Southwest gangster killas
Violent J, the psychopathic
Some might say I'm schitsofrantic
Others think I'm quite the psychic
But somehow the bitches like it
What's up bitch, let me get the shot
Right here and now, butt-naked on the spot
Why am I like this, like that
Why are you like that, like this
The ghetto took my brain and motherfuck I want it back
I'm that nerd in the back of the class
That went psycho and killed your ass
I slash and cut and hack
With a "Kick Me" sign on my back
In my corner is scyne therapy
They take care of me, but don't stare at me
Cuz like I said I'll mug ya
Now run on home and don't fuck with the juggla

"Finally happened, the wicked clown have come to your town
And he's got your daughter by the hand
Showing her a new land
The southwest ghetto zone, where all the jugglas roam
Come one, come all and have the juggla cut your face off
Skip to the lou"

Juggla juggla fuck with the juggla
You can't fuck with the juggla
Tweedle-dee and tweedle-doh
Let the fucking bass go

[JeshkaniE]

First Day Out-Icp

"Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme"

"Aw shit, man, that's the ICP!!!
This is my jam!!!
I'm on a psychedelic, motherfucking inter-gallactic void G!!!
Aw, shit!"

[Violent J]
Well, they let the gate up so I bail
It's been six months pick me up from the county jail
With a smog mother payin' my dues
Steel toliets, worn blankets, and rubber shoes
But I ain't naggin'
Here come the fellas I can hear the muffler draggin'
8 men in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate
So my homeboy's cousin set me up with a blind date
She said "Pick me up at three"
Can't bitch, the bus don't ride your street, ho
We gonna eat at Mexican Village
Take a cab and I'll pay the tab
And when she showed, well, I'll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
Have her pay him and for dinner too
The knot in my sock, it done bit you
She's all prettied up for nothing
I'm smelling like shit and my chin is scruffing
And I'm chewing on my food like a pitbull
Cuz I won't front for the ho
Stuck my face in a bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up threw my missin' tooth
The bitch jumped up with a boom
"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom
She's got the tab, so I go for mine
And order up some '52 vintage wine
Hey, Louie, bring a fuckin' steak with that
Motherfuckers like jail say fuck dat
She's back now and her hair ain't fixed
Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly shit
I ain't saying nothing though
I ain't saying nothing bout the funkin' ho
What's up bitch, I'm ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take?
Quite snacking and pay me saps
Cuz we goin' home to meet her pops

"So Joe, what is that you do for a living?"
"Aww, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on
Verner and Springwell. Matter fact, I think I sold
to that fat bitch in the kitchen"

[Violent J]
Your dad's really cool sweetheart
I mean him letting me use his car
And he slipped me a fifty
Violent J is kinda nifty
If I'd a hit you'd be home through
But now your coming home with me
Dad I gotta bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don't come home soon
Now the juggla's known to smack hoes
But I need the shot too
So I switch to the mack mode

"Now woman, you know I love you
So why don't you just let me fuck you
Now bitch, I know you's a freak
So let me get a little kiss on your cheek
And a fuck to go with that
Come on, nympho, let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya
Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing ho
And that was that
A little smooth talking she was on her back
And I'm finally sticking
Dump ya, and I'm eating my chicken
You'll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut"

First day out and I caught my nut

[JeshkaniE]

Red Neck Hoe-Icp

"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A red neck, that fucking red neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A down south bitch with a red-ass neck"

[Violent J]
Bitch, you gotta red neck
But you look kinda straight so I'm bout to step
Heard you like fucking in pig pens
You never seen boys, so you fuck your girlfriends
Bitch, I know you's a ho
So let me fuck you with my big toe
Cuz I don't care what them hicks can do
Shit, I can fuck like a chicken hawk too
Bitch, we can take a walk
But I hate the way you fuckin' hillbillies talk
So keep your filthy ass mouth shut
And don't say shit, nasty slut
Bitch, I wanna hit it
So I can drop your ass in a New York minute
But you quick to act like you didn't know
Like you didn't know, that I'm a jigglo, you didn't know
Bitch, we can sit on the porch
Swing in a chair, I don't fucking care
But then it's to the sac, to the sac we go
I'm finna fuck this red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]
Bitch, you's a ho
And ho you's a bitch
Everybody knows that you's a...
Funky funky bitch

"Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
A fucking red neck, a red-ass neck
Rapping to this bitch with a red neck
Said a mop-top corn stalk red-ass neck"

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bitch, it's 2 Dope
Before I threw you this dick, I throw you some soap
Cuz you been in the barn all day
Milking cows and fucking with hay
Bitch, if you let me hit
I don't care, you can play your Wayne Newton shit
I can take a little Conway Twitty
While I'm sucking on red neck tittie
Bitch, I go down south
With a piece of wheat hanging out my mouth
And sport a funky-ass straw hat
But after I hit it...MOTHERFUCK THAT!
Bitch, I from the big city
And I'm finna fall asleep on your big tittie
Yeah, it's the farmer's daughter
But I ain't gonna fuck in no swamp water
Bitch, drop your overalls
And we fuck in the back of a horse stall
You're the ugly bitch I know
But I still fuck ya, red neck ho

[Chorus (2x)]

[Esham]
My ratsaw can't even hang
With the wicked shit you've done
You go lynching with your gang
On a brother or a Mexican
Fuck, this shit may never quite
Bigots may never learn
I'll cut your motherfucking throat out, bigot
Now it's your turn
Bigots in the north seem to get respect
You know I'd choke that greasy neck
Step to the left, step to the right
In my piece, and I'll fuck your face up
Bitch, cuz I don't sleep
I said "Fuck you, bitch, I don't sleep"
In the south there's a lot of good faces
But shit, I'm gat on a fucking racists

[Violent J]
Bitch, I can't tell from where I'm at
But it looks like your neck is red, fuck that
I'm about to step
So I can say I fucked a ho with a red neck

[Chorus (9x)]

[JeshkaniE]

Wizard of the Hood-Icp

One time, the ICP with this shit
For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to
Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that
Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me
I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD
Straight passed-out on his mother's bed
With seven cans of brew going through my head
Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo
With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado
Huh, I can't run no where
Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)
And don't laugh just yet
And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet
And here comes a three and a half foot pimp
With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp
Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon
Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping
"Oh my, look at the witch
You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"
And they saying that I'm doomed
Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom
Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay
And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway

[Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone")]

Well, go on motherfucker!

Now I'm roaming just like basshead
Everybody know just where the alley led
And don't say you don't know
Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow
I ain't playing this bullshit no more
So I whip out the I dare not say the word for im not racist play the double-four
Best tell my ass how to get back
Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head
You wanna see the wizard?
Fuck yeah, I do
Get me off this pole and I'll come with you
You know the wiz
Yeah, its the road for him
Then he gave me on a 'gene
Now I gotta bullet for him
So me and the crow was walking on bricks
Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks
Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes
I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow
Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land
Just what you thought, there go the tin man
How to get to the wizard?
What the fuck
I ain't saying shit until you oil me up
I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro
Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull
Huh, just like the book said
Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead
Old-ass rusted out metal
But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto

"Somewhere over the rainbow"
(Shut the) fuck up, bitch
[GUNSHOTS]
Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho
This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch
So pick your skank ass up
And you and Toto get the fuck on

Yeah, we've come a long way
Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray
And I'm a wonder land story book tourist
Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest
Anything could be out there
Lions, tigers, maybe a bear
Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my [3x]
I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye
Don't fuck with me at a time like this
I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss
So I just move and the hooks are flying
You've come and buck with the fucking lion
I want rings, chains, any kind of gold
Or what?
Or I'm a let this nine unfold
Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray
There you can rob motherfuckers any day
Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name
Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)
So finally we was at the castle
And with the guards, we got no hastle
They all just got the fuck out our way
I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J

[Interlude]

Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay
Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J
I wanna word with him at gun point
Cuz there's no place like Detroit

Welcome to the wizards kingdom
The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said
Welcome to the wizards kingdom
Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay
Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me
And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three
Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker
I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker

We let it rain,
Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain
Then I stepped back cool and calm
Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs
Everybody know about car jacking
So me and the fellas went home macking
Jumped in a smooth-ass ride
Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side
Gripped it back to the hood where we came from
And that shit was fun
Next thing I knew I was back at the party
Got up and was finning to tell everybody
But I just let it pass
Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass

[JeshkaniE]

Guts on the ceiling-Icp

Oh, you'll never guess what's up
My mucking head blew up
My chins in an old man's backyard
I gotta sneak threw his yard
To find the fothermucker
And he's gotta pitbull dog
And it's sitting on my chin like a frog on a log
I throw a bone to try to distract
Cuz I'm wanting my chinny-chin-chin back
I'll never be one to boast
But there's my tongue hanging off the lightpost
Cuz my head exploded
And my brains unloaded
All over this beautiful city
Teeth and bones to the nitty gritty
There's my eyeball stuck to the wall
Right next to my splattered jaw
I don't dig this game
Chasing my brains all through the sewer drains
My head's all over the block
Cuz I done went lunatick-tock tick-tock
Come on, dawg, what's wrong with my head?
It blew apart but I still ain't dead
I get no respect
I got nothing but guts hanging off my neck
But I'll still chilling
Even with my blood and guts all over the ceiling
I'm chillin', I'm illin'
With my guts all over the ceiling

[Chorus X4] I'm chillin, I'm illin
With my guts all over the ceiling

Oh, you'll never guess what's up
My mucking back blew up
If you come across a spine
Best believe it's mine
Oh, forget about my tongue
Cuz vato can't breathe without no lungs
I lost both of mine
Now that's an item that I wouldn't mind to find
But forget about dat
Cuz I'm roaming the streets with a splattered back
I'm trying to rap to this freak
But she can see my ribs all in the street
Then the chit-chat went dead
She noticed that I ain't got no head
Shhh, I think I hear my heart
But damn, it got hit by a Smark bus
And landed in Pontiac
So I tell my mellow to send it back
Come on, wined and my back blow up
Look for my guts, look for my guts
I gotta call from Nate the Mack
Says he might of found part of my back
Then bring it on over, ace
I got slabs all over the place
But I'm still chillin'
Even with my blood and guts all over the ceiling

[Chorus X4]

You'll never guess what's up
Ahh, I'm down on my luck
Got no head
Said I got no head
Southwest ghetto zone
It done fried my brain

[Chorus until fade]

[JeshkaniE]

Is that You?-Icp

Violent J, Violent J, is that you?
I'm on the microphone, so what'cha wanna do?
Violent J, Violent J, is that you?
A wicked, wicked clown painted just for you
I drink Faygo it's only a buck-ten
I'm a pour it on your tits when we fucking
Cuz I'm with that kinky shit, hoe
I can see you butt-naked in your window
Shimmy up the house side dash
Now I'm gonna press my nuts on the glass
Let me in, hoe, don't ya know
I'm Violent J of the ICP, yo I got me a checklins cashing
If I could spend it with the hoes I'm crashing
But don't get all geek slut
Cuz I'm a buy ya some lava to wash your butt
What's this clown shit about?
A knife to your neck and your throats hanging out
With a do-me-ray
Now it's about time I say

Kid Rock, Kid Rock, is that you?
Yeah, let me tell ya what I wanna do
Kid Rock, Kid Rock, is that you? Yo, Nate, Yo, Nate Woohoo!!!
Frontin', they frontin', everybody's frontin'
Violent Violent J is gonna tell ya something

If ya know a bitch who got grits
Kid Rock, Kid Rock will probably eat that shit
Boohoo motherfucker what'cha cry for
I'm that nigga that your bitch would die for
The whore showed up at my front door
So I fucked her in the ass and I threw her out the back door
The bitch thought it was a cake drive
She said drive me to the city, so I dropped her off at lakeside
You driving me home, well I meant ta
But plans have changed so get your ass on the centaur
Hoe, this ain't no taxi I be mackin' hoes, they don't mack me
Never slacking, hoes I be macking
Kid Rock, Kid Rock Never slacking, hoes I be macking

Violent J serving ghetto hard street shit
The funk, the funk from the old days
Violent J serving ghetto hard street shit
The funk from the old days

Well, I'm up for the shot in a minute
Show me a valley, I might yodek in it
Like somebody else I know I been to Mount Plen
as I've been to Romeomeomeo
Wicked clowns gonna flow for ya son
Three for the treble, eight for the drum
Five for the homies that I run with
Bitch call your mother cause you're done with
Toe tip-toe, I snuck in your house
And fell asleep butt-naked on the front couch
So, excuse me, pops, I'm napping
So could ya shut the fuck up with that yapping
And your wife's all worked up for nothing
She act like she ain't never seen a wang or something
Cuz it really don't matter I'm a show my nuts to innocent bystander
Every fucking day
Cuz it's about time I say

Kid Rock, Kid Rock, is that you?
Yeah, let me tell you what I wanna do
Kid Rock, Kid Rock, is that you?
I just said it was motherfucker

Skinny dipping in the pool, you know I drown hoes
Fuck them doggie style and play that ass like a bongo
Hit it, hit hi-hit it
Hitting homerums and never wimp, ho
Smoke my dick like it's a big spliff
This ain't a blooper and I'm no joker
But I can shoot a nut 50 foot like a super soaker
But I won't pull it out for a cheap joke
Instead I play John Holmes in a sequel to Deep Throat
Taste the nut in your mouth, just to school ya
But ho, don't let the smooth taste fool ya
Don't let the smooth taste fool ya...