Lu Kane
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Post by Lu Kane on Sept 13, 2005 2:58:47 GMT
but you will still not win, lol we'll see... i got money on Katroti
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Raphael
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[b]Are you talking to me because i dont know you[/b]
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Post by Raphael on Sept 13, 2005 3:00:06 GMT
lol i managed to also place money on katroti...but ima keep that on the down low side ;D
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Lu Kane
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Post by Lu Kane on Sept 13, 2005 3:09:59 GMT
you cheating bastard, lol
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Raphael
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Post by Raphael on Sept 13, 2005 3:15:08 GMT
*takes a bow*
"anytime"
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The Madet Legacy
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Post by The Madet Legacy on Sept 13, 2005 3:16:23 GMT
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Lu Kane
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Post by Lu Kane on Sept 13, 2005 19:14:42 GMT
ooohh... i think hes serious
great music Katroti!!!
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Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Sept 17, 2005 15:00:46 GMT
lol I'm going to post the next song in a few minutes. If anyone has any songs they would like to see made fun of, post here!
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Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Sept 17, 2005 15:08:31 GMT
JEDI IN BLACK!
A parody on Men in Black by Will Smith...
Here come the Jedi In Black
It's the JIB's, uh, here come the JIB's
Here come the Jedi In Black, Jedi In Black
Just try not to remember
Nah nah nah.
The good Jedi dress in black, remember that
Just in case we ever face to face and make contact
The title held by me, JIB
Means what you think you saw, you hope not to see
So don't blink be what was there is now gone
The black suits with the black Ray Bans on
Walk in shadow, move in silence
Guard against those god damn Sith violence
But yo we ain't on no Republican list
We straight do exist - cool names and Jedi fingerprints
Saw somethin' strange, watch your back
Cause you never quite know where the stupid Sith is at
Uh, eh
Here come the Jedi In Black, Jedi In Black
Galaxy defenders.
Oho oho oho
Here come the Jedi In Black, Jedi In Black
Just try not to remember
Aha, aha
Now, From the deepest of the darkest night
On the horizon, bright light enters sight tight
Cameras zoom, on the impending doom
But then like BOOM black suits fill the room up
With the quickness, talk with the witnesses
Hypnotizer, neuralizer
Vivid memories turn to fantasies
Ain't no JIBs, can I please
Do what we say, that's they way we kick it
D'ya know what I mean
I see my little lightsaber get wicked on ya
We're your first, last and only line of defense
Against the worst Sith of the universe
So don't fear us, cheer us
If you ever get near us, don't jeer us, we're fearless
JIB's freezin' up all the flack
What's that stand for? Jedi In Black
The Jedi In Black
The Jedi In Black
Let me see ya just bounce it with me
Just bounce with me
Just bounce it with me
Come on, let me see ya just slide with me
Just slide with me
Just slide with me
Come on, let me see ya take a walk with me
Just walk with me
Take a walk with me
Come on, and make your neck work
Now freeze
Ohhhhhhhhoh
Here come the Jedi In Black, Jedi In Black
Galaxy defenders. Ohh, Ooohh
Here come the Jedi In Black, Jedi In Black
They won't let you remember. Oh nohh
Alright check it
Let me tell you this in closing
I know we might seem imposing
But trust me, if we ever show in your section
Believe me, it's for your own protection
Cause we see things that you need not see
And we be places that you need not be
So go on with your life
Forget that Darth Sidious crap
Show love to the black suit, cause
That's the Jedi In.......
That's the Jedi In.......
Here come the Jedi In Black, here they come
Galaxy defenders. Galaxy defenders
Here come the Jedi In Black, oho, here they come
They won't let you remember. Won't let you remember
Here come the Jedi In Black, ohh, here they come
Galaxy defenders. Oho oho oho.
Here come the Jedi In Black
They won't let you remember
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 17, 2005 15:36:30 GMT
No matter how hard you try, nothing beats Weird Al.  |
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Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Sept 17, 2005 15:47:17 GMT
No matter how hard you try, nothing beats Weird Al.  Yeah, but I can try, can't I? |
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 17, 2005 15:58:35 GMT
Yes you can.
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Post by Jedi Master Arlon Kyjar on Sept 17, 2005 16:22:46 GMT
"The Saga Begins"
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...
Oh my my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave
And he can use the Force, they say
Ahh, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen
Yah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I knew he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy
We started singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midi-chlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interview the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here"
"Just stick it in your pointy ear"
"I still will teach this boy"
He was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We caught a ride back to Naboo
'Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little Hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end some Gunguns died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy
And I was singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
We were singin' ...
My my this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin' "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
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Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Sept 17, 2005 16:31:25 GMT
I love that song so much! LMFAO! GO WIERD AL!
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Lu Kane
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Post by Lu Kane on Sept 17, 2005 16:34:38 GMT
katroti you come up with the coolest shit |
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Post by *~The Snake Shadow~* on Sept 17, 2005 16:36:18 GMT
thank ya thank ya thank ya very much! ;D |
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